Island Of Misfits

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Good morning venerable brothers and sisters!
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A cloudy rainy day starting at 44F and predicted to reach 57F.

Another open calendar today, so let's start this morning on an upbeat note, starting with hugz all around, followed by dissipation, and wanton debauchery as seems appropriate!
 
What the fk is this shit at the bottom of my post.😡 I didn't post that crap.
That's the second time that's happened.
If you're talking about the adds, they've been doing that for days. MP has found a way to make more advertising income. Gotta do what you've gotta do to keep the lights on.
 
My girlfriend says I'm cheap, so I took her out for tea and biscuits. It was quite exciting as she had never given blood before.

Non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio

My wife wants me to wear a bracelet that belonged to her grandfather. It says "Do Not Resuscitate."

It's been months since I bought the book, How To Scam People On Line. It still hasn't arrived yet.

Vitamins are good for what ails you and Viagra is good for what fails you.

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.

If your palm itches, you are going to get something. If your crotch itches, you've already got it.
 

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