Yes I agree, I hate new tricks when I just got use to the old tricks
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I see dead people........
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G'night, boys, girls, and the confused. See ya's in the morning.
He learned the hard way. That is the biggest problem with trying to con someone. Every once in a while you bump into the genuine article. Know your audience! Con school over.
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Yea me too..... @Hippie420 where they talking to you too saying lay your head down on the pillooooww
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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Hahahaha lmao that's a good one and who knows I live in the south that might just be a true story
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Kindbud
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Well Hop hold the fort down I believe I'm going to take a hour nap until the sun comes up had torrential downpour for 2+ hours yesterday at 5-7pm and got probably 2 inches maybe more need to check on the dozen I have left
YepHahahaha lmao that's a good one and who knows I live in the south that might just be a true story
I'm holding the fort down. I've been up all night with my Wife. She got food poisoning.
Oh no that’s the worst. I’m so sorry for her hope she gets to feeling better soon.I'm holding the fort down. I've been up all night with my Wife. She got food poisoning.
Me too. Glad I didn't eat the chicken.
So was it the Brown wire the pin was bad on?
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that dam song breaks my heart and pisses me off at the same time
I have a love/hate relationship with Gail and I probably need some counseling
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Thanks! Best laugh I've had all morning.
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Coming out both ends? That sucks. Only good thing is that it hits so hard you get rid of all the nasty stuff quickly. Ice water and soda crackers only for a day and she'll be right back to her sweet self with nothing but a chapped *** for the wear.I'm holding the fort down. I've been up all night with my Wife. She got food poisoning.
Give her a hug for me in between toilet trips.
Thanks brother Hippie. No she is just throwing up her guts. No diarrhea. Been going on since last night. She seems to be doing a little better. I have been giving her Pepto,cold water,and crackers. I'll give her a hug for ya when she stops throwing up.
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Lots of water, Brother. The salt on the crackers will help, too. Puking all night dehydrates ya, big time. Poor little gal.
Hey, Gator Aid will help, too, but you probably already knew that. Just tryin' to help.
At the very least, water gives ya something to throw up. Dry heaves suck.
Hey, Gator Aid will help, too, but you probably already knew that. Just tryin' to help.
At the very least, water gives ya something to throw up. Dry heaves suck.
Yeah I got her some Electrolyte drinks.
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get well soon Mrs WeedHopper
