Island Of Misfits
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I predict we will only learn who the leaker is if they are a Republican.
Sorry, I forgot what it is, but it is from Australia. Rosterman's originally avatar was an ugly hairless dog that looked a lot like it.
Gooode morning ya'll! 51F @ 84% RH, partially cloudy and predicted to reach 74F.
More Auto Cad designing stash boxes........... I think I finally have my master design worked out and am detailing the pieces. I'm trying to design it so that it is unique, but easy to build in quantity.
We went to see Top Gun Maverick yesterday and liked it.
The tree guys are due early this morning to remove the dying cherry tree at the rental. I put out street closure signs last night so the truck has enough street width to turn into our drive and we will see this morning how effective we were. The streets in that old historical district are so narrow that with parking on both sides, you can barely get a truck down one.
Unca Walt
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This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”.
The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM."
The old lady wanted to know why.
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, handed her card back to the teller, and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, “You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?”
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3,000.
“Well please let me have $3,000 now.”
The teller kindly handed over $3,000, very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2,990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is...
Don’t futz with old people, they spent a lifetime learning skills like this.
The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM."
The old lady wanted to know why.
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, handed her card back to the teller, and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, “You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?”
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3,000.
“Well please let me have $3,000 now.”
The teller kindly handed over $3,000, very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2,990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is...
Don’t futz with old people, they spent a lifetime learning skills like this.
Fk you back.
Put my Truck in the body shop Saturday to get some **** fixed. Thought I would just use my Wife XJ8 Jag. Well guess what. It developed a coolant leak Monday. Mother fking $#@$$&&$@@#$ god damnt.
Just dropped it off at my Mechanic because I have no way of running around getting parts to fix it myself since my Truck is in the body shop.
Fking son of #@$&#-++$##mother fker.
Put my Truck in the body shop Saturday to get some **** fixed. Thought I would just use my Wife XJ8 Jag. Well guess what. It developed a coolant leak Monday. Mother fking $#@$$&&$@@#$ god damnt.
Just dropped it off at my Mechanic because I have no way of running around getting parts to fix it myself since my Truck is in the body shop.
Fking son of #@$&#-++$##mother fker.
Fkers have been stealing our money for yrs.
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Morning, shipmates. Gonna be another hottie here. The air conditioning still works at the ranch, my van, and the bar I'll be heading to, so who cares? 
Pute, you're just jealous that old Jack LaLanne can out run, out fight, and out fock ya, and he's been dead for 11 years!
Pute, you're just jealous that old Jack LaLanne can out run, out fight, and out fock ya, and he's been dead for 11 years!
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OK, swabbies. It's beer time. You know the drill. SA fire allowed, but hold off on the artillery 'til I get back, mmmk?
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Afternoon O'l farts, Taking a break from trimming. My fargin hand started cramping. Doing this more and more. One of theses days I might have to hire trimmers. Ha ha. I only pay $2/hr. Biut you get to listen to my music.
Back to work.
Back to work.
Hey Walt will pay you 20.00 an hour to trim for you
Well if you tell them to take half off you have to expect to leave half hairless right?
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Hmmm, something sounds fishy. Walt is gonna pay Me $20/hr to trim......what are his qualifications?Hey Walt will pay you 20.00 an hour to trim for you
Another break....almost done. Another half hour or so. My frickern hands don't work. I will get through this one way or another.
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I think he just wants the finger hash
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Done
That’s a pretty bud Pute or should I say was a pretty bud…
doctoring up a pizza for supper. Hope you caught some fish today
doctoring up a pizza for supper. Hope you caught some fish today
