Oh wow, they’re beautiful.
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Wow, that’s awesome. I would not know which ones were the good ones from the ones momma always said were poison. But I see them everywhere different shapes and sizes even some crazy ones
these came up in my kitchen garden a couple years ago. They were most unusual looking and I had a lot of fun with the pictures of them. They were very stinky too.
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Looks like somebody was buried with hard onView attachment 292929View attachment 292930View attachment 292931
these came up in my kitchen garden a couple years ago. They were most unusual looking and I had a lot of fun with the pictures of them. They were very stinky too.
Yes, exactly what I thought.
unfortunately they only lasted about 24 hours each.
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I wish my hard on's lasted for 24 hours....Yes, exactly what I thought.
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They say if it last longer than four hours to see a doctor.Yes, exactly what I thought.
I guess I never thought of it that way…
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60 minutes works for me
Those are some nasty fkers. They smell like rotting flesh. I had them grow under a peach tree. They are called the Stinkhorn Musroom.
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Some mushrooms resemble human penises; it is a fact generally unmentioned by polite society, but difficult to ignore, especially for species like Phallus impudicus, which is actually difficult to describe any other wayhttps://healing-mushrooms.net/phallus-impudicus#_edn1. Mature specimens look like an unusually long and somewhat thin *****, and they don’t look like anything else. That the species has a habit of suddenly fruiting in otherwise-respectable lawns and gardens only adds to the social awkwardness. Its scientific name literally means “immodest *****,” and “***** mushroom” is one of its common names, so it’s not like anyone has not noticed the resemblance.
That is why readers are encouraged to get their giggles out of the way now, so we can get on with discussing a mushroom that is also interesting for other reasons. There will be no off-color puns or innuendos here.
Another common name, “common stinkhorn,” refers to the species’ scent rather than its shape; stinkhorns as a group are notable for having spores that are dispersed by flies rather than by wind, and the mushroom recruits flies by mixing its spores in a layer of slime that smells very strongly of rotting animal flesh. The spores and their slime are exuded by the outer surface of the cap, making it appear smooth. Once most of the slime has been removed by flies, the cap surface is revealed to be pitted, very much like a morel—stinkhorns are even referred to as morels in some older sources. The names ***** Mushroom, Common Stinkhorn and Phallus impudicus all refer to the same mushroom and will be used interchangeably throughout this article.
Phallus impudicus grows across North America and Europe, and despite its scent at maturity, it is edible, especially when young. It is even popular in some parts of Europe. It also has some traditional medicinal uses, and while some of these are doubtful, there is evidence that it could be used to prevent thrombosis in breast cancer survivors
That is why readers are encouraged to get their giggles out of the way now, so we can get on with discussing a mushroom that is also interesting for other reasons. There will be no off-color puns or innuendos here.
Another common name, “common stinkhorn,” refers to the species’ scent rather than its shape; stinkhorns as a group are notable for having spores that are dispersed by flies rather than by wind, and the mushroom recruits flies by mixing its spores in a layer of slime that smells very strongly of rotting animal flesh. The spores and their slime are exuded by the outer surface of the cap, making it appear smooth. Once most of the slime has been removed by flies, the cap surface is revealed to be pitted, very much like a morel—stinkhorns are even referred to as morels in some older sources. The names ***** Mushroom, Common Stinkhorn and Phallus impudicus all refer to the same mushroom and will be used interchangeably throughout this article.
Phallus impudicus grows across North America and Europe, and despite its scent at maturity, it is edible, especially when young. It is even popular in some parts of Europe. It also has some traditional medicinal uses, and while some of these are doubtful, there is evidence that it could be used to prevent thrombosis in breast cancer survivors
Yes like dead flesh but they are kinda flashy in the kitchen garden…
The condom broke
I really need to learn more about the shroom world. This is just another sign…
Yep one has to ask themself, why does this mushroom throw out a casting net when it reaches that height. Inquiring minds want to know.
Could it be a top pocket find, a real bobby dazzler?
Or maybe a fly eating mushroom and that net is sticky with an acid base substance on it that breaks down the insect's body into food.
Or maybe a fly eating mushroom and that net is sticky with an acid base substance on it that breaks down the insect's body into food.
