I live in a very rural area. And my road is a dead end 300 feet from my place. Some stupid bastage dumped a HUGE shitload of papers right in front of my house. The stoopid ******** that did it was so completely numbskull that he did not care that hundreds of the little sheets had his address on them.
I am not really a nice person when pissed. <-- More on that in a coupla weeks for
@boo and
@bigsur51
So I worked for about two hours gathering up the mess. Got my big jug of Gorilla Glue out, and one of Herself's artist's broad paintbrushes. Drove over to this arsehole's house, and started glueing the pieces of paper to it.
Totally covered the front door, all the front windows, and a LOT of the frontage brickwork***
***Think: Small papers glued on brick with Gorilla Glue.
Driving by two weeks later, I noted he had a new front door, new windows, and there were still whole sections of brick covered in yellow papers.
I wonder if he will dump a load of his trash on the side of the road around here again.
I think not.