Island Of Misfits

[pute]

I'm still cruisin for a bruisin...seems I have too much spunk backed up in the pipes and am looking for a person to unload it on...mods, better keep an eye on this old goat...I have occasional bouts of sanity I have to deal with...one came on about an hour ago

OMG....Boo, what did you do?

 

[joeb631]

Fooled me

 

[joeb631]

Hoohah!! I gots a funny story from MySonTheDoctor (who stays here while he bails out the arseholes running the hospital 50 miles away)

So there is a very fat guy in for cardiac arrest. The Nurse Practitioner is taking down particulars from Fatty, and asks:

"Do you eat a lot of salty or fatty foods?"

"Nope. I stay on a regular diet."

Scooter gets the report from the NP. Here is Scooter:
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He asks Fatty the same question the NP did after just looking at the guy.

Fatty hesitates, then says... "Well, um... I eat a lot of potato chips and pizza..."

Scooter brings the NP up to date. She goes in and asks Fatty why he gave the doctor a different story than what he told her.

"I thought it would be wrong if I lied to a Rabbi."

Thank goodness he looks like his Momma ...! A outstanding beard ! a happy looking pup too!

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I was gonna say he looks just like you
Scary ugly MF

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Scratch and sniff comes to mind

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Always remember even Girthy Gals will get lucky at the end of the night
Ugly old men not so much

 

[Unca Walt]

OMG....Boo, what did you do?

Glad you axed... I wanna know, too!!

 

[Unca Walt]

I was gonna say he looks just like you
Scary ugly MF

BIG MF, too. He eats the furniture for breakfast. We grow big in the Sneakydicker Fambly. I wuz the runt at 6' even, 230# with about 6% body fat. My brother was 6'3" and my Daddy was 6'2".

I've gotten old and skinny, so I am right at 206# now.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Bungalow Boo

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

WTH,,,did i make you double post my ****. Fking stoner.

 

[pute]

WTH,,,did i make you double post my ****. Fking stoner.

Back from my daily walk....geez.....gotta trim now. No time to farg around.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

WTH,,,did i make you double post my ****. Fking stoner.

I was fixing it
But screwed up LOL

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

AOCs sink.

 

[WeedHopper]

This was Roster.

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Unca Walt]

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Dang. They are all sold out, and they dunno if they will ever get any more:
https://www.amazon.com/Kitten-Cat-Magnet-Great-Lovers-Fridge/dp/B07PCRY2SL
Nobody has them for sale. I sense an opportunity for sumbody smarter and more ambitious than me. There are LOTS of folks who would get the thing.

Mebbe I could find one in my local half-pet store...