Island Of Misfits

[Hippie420]

Oh No here go the Mama jokes LOL

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like she's got Michael & Teto Jackson in a headlock.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

My buddy Stosh had his shop at a industrial park known as Gyrodyne where they made small helicopters.
Funny story was when makita came out with the first real cordless drill with the long 9 volt battery we used them to put sw and recptical in .
It was gyrodyne a manu. facility with big bathrooms and a line of 6 urinals . With said drill and some calculus ! I drilled a small hole at such a angle so as when you pulled the lever you got sqirted in the face. When I was young and at a party where no parents were home if it was possible i would plug the water pik into the outlet on the lite. Every one were teenager and got stoned easy and would freak out going to the bathroom and turning on the lite and sprayed in the face .

I heard that company had a falling out of the sky sale

 

[joeb631]

I use to put blk electrical tape around the sink washer sprayer and point it at the middle where my mom would stand and turn on the water
Got her more than once LOL

I loved my Momma and I was afraid of my Momma.
That was genius !

 

[joeb631]

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like she's got Michael & Teto Jackson in a headlock.

dang ,me too and Im bald ...

 

[WeedHopper]

My Mom was an awesome Lady. Was always there for me no matter what my ******* did. I paroled out to her twice.

 

[joeb631]

Smiths' mother was so fat that she....... Fk i can't remember, but she was fking fat that's all i know.

almost caught me again ! Its plain as the big nose on my face .I cant drink coffee and deal with you dudes at the same time and keep a shirt clean ...

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I loved my Momma and I was afraid of my Momma.
That was genius !

I forgot to say she broke all her good plates throwing them at me like frisbees as I ran away laughing
True story

 

[joeb631]

My Mom was an awesome Lady. Was always there for me no matter what my ******* did. I paroled out to her twice.

NOTHING like a Mothers love

 

[WeedHopper]

Laughing my fking *** off.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Tucker Carlson's on-air fixation with her is 'targeted, libelous harassment' (msn.com)

 

[joeb631]

I forgot to say she broke all her good plates throwing them at me like frisbees as I ran away laughing
True story

Thats why I hold Mommas in such high esteem. Without them most of us would be walking on four legs instead !

 

[joeb631]

Laughing my fking *** off.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Tucker Carlson's on-air fixation with her is 'targeted, libelous harassment' (msn.com)

She does have a pretty mouth ...

 

[ROSTERMAN]

One time a friend who looked an awful lot like me took the Borage for me
He was running up a flight of stairs as heavy plates were smashing on the wall where his head had just been, funniest sheit ever , I was watching from another part of the room were I had taken cover

 

[joeb631]

I heard that company had a falling out of the sky sale

Funny !,It was a public company with a lot of acres that have a high end catering hall .It is in and near rich areas and Stony Brook Hospital has a lot of events there black tie and chit

 

[ROSTERMAN]

She does have a pretty mouth ...

The guy who said the lines you sure have a pretty mouth in the movie Deliverance was a. real friend to the two moonshiners on the show Moonshiners . He made a guest appearance a few weeks ago.

 

[user 60570]

F u k
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testing

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Suck my twisted sizzle stick

 

[ROSTERMAN]

remember them in the glass jars they had all shapes and flavors

 

[Bubba]

My buddy Stosh had his shop at a industrial park known as Gyrodyne where they made small helicopters.
Funny story was when makita came out with the first real cordless drill with the long 9 volt battery we used them to put sw and recptical in .
It was gyrodyne a manu. facility with big bathrooms and a line of 6 urinals . With said drill and some calculus ! I drilled a small hole at such a angle so as when you pulled the lever you got sqirted in the face. When I was young and at a party where no parents were home if it was possible i would plug the water pik into the outlet on the lite. Every one were teenager and got stoned easy and would freak out going to the bathroom and turning on the lite and sprayed in the face .

I always like the rubber band around the sinks handsprayer. Aim sprayer, and wait. Electrical tape indeed...

Bubba

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Your mama made one of Rosters gals look skinny

 

[Hippie420]

She does have a pretty mouth ...

Only if you've got a thing for Mr. Ed.