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Weedy -- this is sooper important to you. Straight arrow:

AFib is the upper left chamber of your heart going nuts. It is supposed to trigger the biggest chamber (lower left) to SQUOOSH out blood about 60 times a minute.

When you are in AFib, that "regulator" upper left chamber tries to get the big one to pump 200 times a minute. It just sorta vibrates.

THIS IS SECRETLY VERY VERY DANGEROUS. <-- You are in AFib... you can walk and talk, but you feel like Death taking a shiit. You are not panicky, you can handle it.

WRONG.

Here is the deadly sneaky danger (I learned this from MySonTheDoctor when I went into Afib -- he just happened to be only about 50 miles away when his momma called him.)

Inside that upper left chamber of your heart, Weedy, there is a small "pocket" in the top.

While you are in AFib, not all of the blood in that chamber can get out. Some gets stuck in that little pocket.

Know what happens when blood gets held still against other blood? Yup. IT CLOTS.

Big deal, ya say. Well... you "get over it" -- just exactly like you did -- and maybe, just maybe this time... the gun did not go off. When that clot gets expelled after you "got over it", and things were back to normal, a couple of things can happen:

1. The clotted chunk can possibly be slowly broken down before it gets too far. Missed. <-- You got door Number 1 last time. You've used up your luck.

2. The clotted chunk can get into the smaller arteries in your brain. STROKE/DEATH

3. The clotted chunk can get into the smaller caronal arteries that supply blood to your heart muscles. HEART ATTACK/DEATH

4. The clotted chunk can get into your leg. PHLEBITIS/CRIPPLING

The part I MUST drive into your head: The AFib has stopped... You think it has now passed. IT HAS NOT NECESSARILY PASSED AT ALL.

So from this day forward, here is your Unca Walt Plan For Survival:

If you go AFib... STOP! CALL 911 <-- ONLY 911

The reason: Let's say you live reasonably close to a hospital and you can drive like a maniac and get there in 12 minutes. (No way I could) BUT!! Suppose your condition -- if it persists for 15 minutes -- will result in permanent damage or death.

You pull up to the ER, and they get you in there... oops.

You call an ambulance... NO DIFFERENCE from you being driven there by your spouse.

You call 911... and the ER COMES TO YOU!! <-- Everything in the ER is in the 911 Truck. Everything.

That includes a Professional Driver (TINS), and an ER-qualified person in back taking the proper measures to save your arse.

Tell me you will do it thisaway. NEVER drive, NEVER be driven, have the hospital come to you at 70MPH with whistles and road-clearing sirens.

It makes the difference every day: Some do it the right way, some do not have the knowledge, and therefore have strokes, heart attacks and die.
Preaching to the choir brother. I know all about it. That's why I'm on Plavic. Blood thinners can help with the blood clots. And yes it is always on my mind. By the way I live 10mins from the Hospital that did my open heart surgery. Never had AFib untill the god damn surgery. Usually I have maybe one or two attacks a year. The last one due to fking RSO oil. My Beta Blocker keeps it under control most the time. And when it happens I know a few tricks that can help stop it. The one caused by RSO was the worst it's ever been. Fking sucked and hurt like h.ell. Feels like I got run over by a truck.
 
Preaching to the choir brother. I know all about it. That's why I'm on Plavic. Blood thinners can help with the blood clots. And yes it is always on my mind. By the way I live 10mins from the Hospital that did my open heart surgery. Never had AFib untill the god damn surgery. Usually I have maybe one or two attacks a year. The last one due to fking RSO oil. My Beta Blocker keeps it under control most the time. And when it happens I know a few tricks that can help stop it. The one caused by RSO was the worst it's ever been. Fking sucked and hurt like h.ell. Feels like I got run over by a truck.
As long as you promise NOT to drive and to call 911.

And that goes for alla youse lurkers who have terrible emergency plans. Free fer nuffing from yer Unca.
 
I did have a small attack once while driving. It was not fun. Scared the crap outta me because I was in the middle lane in heavy traffic.
When it happens you get a little dizzy and you sweat like a mother fker. I was trying to get over to the side of the road. Thank God it only lasted a few minutes. I had forgot to take my Beta Blocker that morning.😳
 
Ricky (a sooper nice guy whose house would be behind you about 200' from that pic) is a vegetarian Hindu.

I could go down the canal on his property and nail a hundred pounds of iguanas with my crossbow... but that's not how Ricky rolls, and I respect that.

They've gotta come through the woods or down the road to get to Chateau Sneakydicker, so they... don't. Except for that one that got a .22 in the noggin for stomping across my lawn.

The otters are kewl. And pretty big. About 4 feet. When we first saw them, the scenario went thisaway:

My grandling Jadey and Himself were sitting at the edge of the canal when she said, "Grampa, what's that?"

About 50 feet away, I glanced and saw what I thought was a cat. Yeah. And the "cat" suddenly slid into the water. Another beastie followed from the woods, and it was clearly an otter.

Ten seconds later, the first otter came out of the canal and sat down on the grassy edge and began to eat a fish like a sandwich. A minute later, the two of them were side-by-side having lunch with Jadey and Gramps.

They are cute as can be:
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And I am getting old and cannot remember where I posted the pic of the foxie that came trotting across my back yard. Was it here? Well here it is anyway:
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I have never gotten a pic of Absolute Unit. <-- that is the ultra-tubby racketycoon that lives here. He is so fat, he looks like a hedgehog -- his legs are way too small.

This ain't him. Absolute Unit is fatter:
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Wow so cool ! Otters are not small !
 
Hey, I am not super computer smart. This gives my identity away I believe. Can a Mod go ahead and delete that last one here for me. Sorry !
But Roster now knows where you live LOL
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But I already did so no need to worry
 
Weedy -- this is sooper important to you. Straight arrow:

AFib is the upper left chamber of your heart going nuts. It is supposed to trigger the biggest chamber (lower left) to SQUOOSH out blood about 60 times a minute.

When you are in AFib, that "regulator" upper left chamber tries to get the big one to pump 200 times a minute. It just sorta vibrates.

THIS IS SECRETLY VERY VERY DANGEROUS. <-- You are in AFib... you can walk and talk, but you feel like Death taking a shiit. You are not panicky, you can handle it.

WRONG.

Here is the deadly sneaky danger (I learned this from MySonTheDoctor when I went into Afib -- he just happened to be only about 50 miles away when his momma called him.)

Inside that upper left chamber of your heart, Weedy, there is a small "pocket" in the top.

While you are in AFib, not all of the blood in that chamber can get out. Some gets stuck in that little pocket.

Know what happens when blood gets held still against other blood? Yup. IT CLOTS.

Big deal, ya say. Well... you "get over it" -- just exactly like you did -- and maybe, just maybe this time... the gun did not go off. When that clot gets expelled after you "got over it", and things were back to normal, something else can happen:

1. The clotted chunk can possibly be slowly broken down before it gets too far. Missed. <-- You got door Number 1 last time. You've used up your luck.

2. The clotted chunk can get into the smaller arteries in your brain. STROKE/DEATH

3. The clotted chunk can get into the smaller caronal arteries that supply blood to your heart muscles. HEART ATTACK/DEATH

4. The clotted chunk can get into your leg. PHLEBITIS/CRIPPLING

The part I MUST drive into your head: The AFib has stopped... You think it has now passed.

IT HAS NOT NECESSARILY PASSED AT ALL.

So from this day forward, here is your Unca Walt Plan For Survival:

If you go AFib... STOP! CALL 911 <-- ONLY 911

The reason: Let's say you live reasonably close to a hospital and you can drive like a maniac and get there in 12 minutes. (No way I could) BUT!! Suppose your condition -- if it persists for 15 minutes -- will result in permanent damage or death.

You pull up to the ER, and they get you in there... oops.

You call an ambulance... NO DIFFERENCE from you being driven there by your spouse.

You call 911... and the ER COMES TO YOU!! <-- Everything in the ER is in the 911 Truck. Everything.

That includes a Professional Driver (TINS), and an ER-qualified person in back taking the proper measures to save your arse.

Tell me you will do it thisaway. NEVER drive, NEVER be driven, have the hospital come to you at 70MPH with whistles and road-clearing sirens.

It makes the difference every day: Some do it the right way, some do not have the knowledge, and therefore have strokes, heart attacks and die.

A LATE INFORMATIONAL ADD:

When my Beautiful Witch called 911, TWO ER trucks arrived in under 5 minutes!

Waitaminnit, Unca, you said the horsepistol ER was 15 minutes away... How'd they do dat?

Turns out, Pilgrims, when you dial 911, ALL the Fire Departments get the call. And they are all over the fargin place. The horsepistol also gets the call, but they never send out an ambulance. No need. They just get set to take care of you after you exit the Mobile ER.
People should print this out 100% spot on . You need to be your own patient advocate. Never forget I am in Miami airport 20 years ago and on a framed big picture was written " I am a architect with this education training blah blah and it was written like a drunken 5 year od and after what he said "Till I had a stroke " and he made his point . I learned . 5 years ago my Honey and I were going out for a drive then all of the sudden double vision . She was driving which usually not the case.Drove right to a good hospital Could not even get out of the car and in a calm voice stated I think Im having a stroke . Now Im a talker,so right in the Er Im yaking . A Dr who was obviously Italian was there. They gave me a clot buster with 4 folks around me .I start talking to the Dr. on how he makes his sauce. A nurse feeds me a fig newton to see how I can swallow and I start choking. Everyones yaking at this point then they realize Im choking ,they put out a code .people rush in .they vac out the fig newton and with out skipping a beat continue with my sauce talk. Still had double vision ,they put me on a floor . Could not make wee wee. Later that night after a catheter was removed my two pretty nurses faces became one . My only side effect since then thank God is it seems i consume more weed than before. Long story longer if I did not react and not bs around i was lucky. A friend of mine did not react and went much later than needed be . He has issues
 

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