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exactly .. and you can tell if the people you talk to are still being fed the bull
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exactly .. and you can tell if the people you talk to are still being fed the bull
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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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Once again Hippie goes hungry
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Thanks for the support and good thoughts brothers! Todays the day to get my kidney stone removed. Lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu!!!!!!!!!!!1
48F @ 91% RH, rain with 7 mph winds and predicted to reach 52F.
An arrest for felon in possession, unlawful use of a weapon and unlawful discharge of a weapon after firing multiple times in SW Portland and then attempting to elude.
Rat population on the rise in Portland along with the piles of trash and garbage.
I finished reading Rand Paul's book on socialism. A good read!
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lOOK gRAND mA It;s a hand crème dispenser
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We shall talk soon , speedy procedure and out of pain Sir
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Morning Misfits. Yard work today. Hopefully most everything outside will be put to bed for the upcoming winter. Warm day so it will be comfortable working. Cold now but should warm up soon.
Dinner out tonight. Will be dark by then....gonna take some getting used to.
Friend stopping by first thing today....I better get it shiit together.
Dinner out tonight. Will be dark by then....gonna take some getting used to.
Friend stopping by first thing today....I better get it shiit together.
Now we know whats on Hippies toothbrush.
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Thanks brother! They removed the kidney stone this time and after an evening of moderate pain, as well as passing blood and clots, I’m relatively pain free this morning, following only 35 days of dealing with it.
46F @ 88% RH, cloudy with showers and predicted to reach 55F.
A couple more random shooting deaths and a new store burglarized days before their grand opening as a harbinger of things to come for them here in beautiful downtown Portland.
Cleaning ladies today and some quality time at Fernhill off leash dog park with the enthusiastic glad faced pup.
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Glad to hear Bro Pain sucks
Spent the night in pain myself (back and neck) nothing helped.
Glad they got the stone
Spent the night in pain myself (back and neck) nothing helped.
Glad they got the stone
