Island Of Misfits

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning Misfits. The older I get the faster I remember I was. Our HS track team won state and I got 5 gold medals! Was voted the MVP by all the coaches.

Now if you believe that I will believe that you are all kung fu fighters. Ha ha!!!

Rained most of the night. I can't remember a spring when so much water has fallen from the sky.

 

[WeedHopper]

Right Pute. I see a bunch of old fkers with canes talking a lot of shit.

 

[giggy]

morning misfits, hope you have a great day.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Right Pute. I see a bunch of old fkers with canes talking a lot of shit.

 

[Hippie420]

When I walk down the street, Chuck Norris moves to the other side.

 

[pute]

When I walk down the street, Chuck Norris moves to the other side.

You smell that bad?

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah Hippie he moves because you aint walking,,, your driving your van down the side walk.

 

[user 60606]

Ouch! I cut my finger. Where's the Bactine...do they still make that stuff?

Bubba

iodine and mercurochrome and merthiolate can all be bought in Mexico ... not US of A though, thanks to the pharma loving couple that was in the White House mid 1990s ..

 

[ROSTERMAN]

When I walk down the street, Chuck Norris moves to the other side.

Not Hopper

 

[WeedHopper]

Wrong,,,,when i see Hippie i run. He Always wants a reach around.

 

[Hippie420]

When I was a kid, Isodine was the go to for boo boos. The ointment was the best, but they quit making it in the states.

Next time you see Chuck, mention my name and watch him lose bladder control. Only took one good whuppin' to get his mind right.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Bubba]

i can lend you my mercurochrome or merthiolate

That brings back the memories. As kids, we were always painted with that stuff.

Bubba

 

[pute]

I remember caster oil, tastes like shit. I don't remember why my mom gave it to me.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I remember caster oil, tastes like shit. I don't remember why my mom gave it to me.

For everything
Cousins had a cough and you were near them you got it
Runny nose we got it
Case of Montezuma's revenge you got it.............

 

[Unca Walt]

They gots a real mousie problem in Oz. Seems the politicians got rid of all the feral cats...

 

[ROSTERMAN]

The Black Death, Coming to a City near You.
The second Plague is among us.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Or Maybe they are saying is that FiFi smell

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Mr Dylan turned 80 today

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Another sound not as raspy