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Ok, totally out of the blue but we have touched the subject before so I thought, yeah, before we wash up right 
I have argued that men should sit and piss if you remember, and it turned into something about the assumed manliness of sitting and peeing and blah. I shrugged, I mean, I don't understand stuff like that, who cares if it's manly or not, why the hell are you looking at me when I'm on the toilet? That's a concerning behavior if any. I also did some research on urea, and the algoritm picked up on my data-assumed interest in urine and has this last day sent me down rabbitholes left and right. Pee-holes should I say.
I have come to the conclusion that american men and, to my knowledge, other men, pee differently. Pee bottles are recommended from several American sources to have a wide mouth, SO YOU DON*T MISS. So, you don't you know, connect?
Do you think you are supposed to put the bottle on the ground and try to hit it from a far? Next time I have a friend from the US over I'll have them piss in the yard. CLOSED FOR RENOVATION.
I also think there is a lot of culture around public restrooms in the US? I have always been scared of them. Whenever there is a public restroom in a movie something bad is about to happen. Like a rape, or attack or someone comes and stands next to you and tell you something awful like "Mr Gannon want's his money now or she dies."
I have like $40. "Gannon".
And there HAS to be a fucking zombie sitting on one of the seats and waking up right. And I'll have till fight a zombie to be able to piss.
I have argued that men should sit and piss if you remember, and it turned into something about the assumed manliness of sitting and peeing and blah. I shrugged, I mean, I don't understand stuff like that, who cares if it's manly or not, why the hell are you looking at me when I'm on the toilet? That's a concerning behavior if any. I also did some research on urea, and the algoritm picked up on my data-assumed interest in urine
and has this last day sent me down rabbitholes left and right. Pee-holes should I say.I have come to the conclusion that american men and, to my knowledge, other men, pee differently. Pee bottles are recommended from several American sources to have a wide mouth, SO YOU DON*T MISS. So, you don't you know, connect?
Do you think you are supposed to put the bottle on the ground and try to hit it from a far?
Next time I have a friend from the US over I'll have them piss in the yard. CLOSED FOR RENOVATION.I also think there is a lot of culture around public restrooms in the US? I have always been scared of them. Whenever there is a public restroom in a movie something bad is about to happen. Like a rape, or attack or someone comes and stands next to you and tell you something awful like "Mr Gannon want's his money now or she dies."
I have like $40. "Gannon".
And there HAS to be a fucking zombie sitting on one of the seats and waking up right. And I'll have till fight a zombie to be able to piss.
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Or George Michaels ghost is jacking off in there.
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You are old enough to get that joke. I tried it with a bunch of 30-year-olds and they didn't get the George Michael part. If you don't get it maybe I should change it. Is it still a relevant pop culture reference? Or, maybe I DO HAVE A CREEPY INTEREST IN PEE I remember the headlines like it was yesterday.
I remember when my kids where toddlers I grew very neutral to gross stuff like poop and snot. "You got something on your chin" "Oh, it's just shit" and causally carried on. Now with grandkids soon there's no way I'm doing that shit. Nope.
I remember the headlines like it was yesterday.I remember when my kids where toddlers I grew very neutral to gross stuff like poop and snot. "You got something on your chin" "Oh, it's just shit" and causally carried on. Now with grandkids soon there's no way I'm doing that shit. Nope.
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I want some of what you're smoking.......
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I'm out. See ya. 
I couldn't get comfortable enough to sleep, and my baby just woke up. So I fixed a cup of hot chocolate for us, and now sitting on the couch watching a movie
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I'm in the same boat.
