Island Of Misfits

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[ROSTERMAN]

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Hows the head?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

OK I have a question regarding RATS, Norway rats I think I have them again
Over the yrs we battle a never ending rat problem in the back yard, they love my wood pile and decking around the pool.
I dealt with them with rat poison , work fine.
But now we have a beloved doggy and I do not want to use poison to kill the rats to have my dog poisoned by secondary poisoning if he eats them as they come out to die.
Anyone know how to kill these bastards?

 

[Hippie420]

Go to the animal shelter and get a Jack Russel. They work great on rats and coons.

 

[WeedHopper]

Get a Mini Schnauzer. Thats what they are famous for. They are Raters. Im on my second one. My Wife freaks the fk out when he brings one to her for a gift. I laugh my ass off. This fker is fast as lightning. I've seen him catch squirrels. He can jump almost 6ft.

By the way,they are great dogs and they don't shed.
This is Charlie Brown.

 

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OK I have a question regarding RATS, Norway rats I think I have them again
Over the yrs we battle a never ending rat problem in the back yard, they love my wood pile and decking around the pool.
I dealt with them with rat poison , work fine.
But now we have a beloved doggy and I do not want to use poison to kill the rats to have my dog poisoned by secondary poisoning if he eats them as they come out to die.
Anyone know how to kill these bastards?

I live on a golf course with a green belt between. Cattails and a creek between us. Perfect breeding ground for rats. Not only rats but 18" from head to tail. Frigen pricks come in and eat my tomato's as soon as they turn. I have to use rat poison but I use those bait stations that are pet proof. But, I still use the old fashioned rat traps. Garden rake beside this guy. I kill dozens every year. Not my maters you basturds......

Hows the head?

Don't know. I haven't gotten an appointment to get it scanned yet. I called and they said they would get back and as of yet no. Not only has the gov't gone to ...... ya can't even get in to see a specialist. By the way it took a week to get into my Primary Care doc....even though I said I was having major headaches.....don't get sick....you are at the end of the line....no pun intended.

Doesn't matter.....I think Walt said he wasn't afraid to die.....me neither.....just think of all the shit I would no longer have to deal with.

 

[WeedHopper]

Im the Devil. Death means nothing.☠

 

[Unca Walt]

I saw it just after Walt said what it was. Reminded me of those ink blotch tests they gave me at the institution. Doctor showed me at least a hundred, and every one reminded me of my gun. He said I was nuts. Me nuts? He's the one with all the gun pics!

Now that is funny!

Thank God I'm and atheist!

 

[Unca Walt]

Oh deary-dear You guys have to scroll up to pute's rat picture.

Start at the pic, and read the next line down.

It's Rosterman asking a question with an arrow pointing to the dead rat.

We all agree on this: Roster WOULD ask putembk how the head of the rat tasted, and that is what I first thought.

Even putembk's first words seemed to confirm he hasn't tried it yet.

O raffs.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

OK I have a question regarding RATS, Norway rats I think I have them again
Over the yrs we battle a never ending rat problem in the back yard, they love my wood pile and decking around the pool.
I dealt with them with rat poison , work fine. But now we have a beloved doggy and I do not want to use poison to kill the rats to have my dog poisoned by secondary poisoning if he eats them as they come out to die. Anyone know how to kill these bastards?

I've kill the most with poison, but consider live traps (whack them later) or how much fun you could have with a bait station with red lights illuminating it at night and a pellet rifle.

Commiseration and good luck brother! It does seem that after awhile it is just patch, patch, patch.

43F @ 84% RH, rain, and predicted to reach 54F.

Oregon's vaccination program still a circus. I got notice that I could now schedule my vaccination, even though I've already had the first shot and have an existing schedule for the second. I subsequently got notice that it was a mistake, but they would honor the 11,000 mistakes they made to be fair,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I whomped up a batch of daikon relish and turned some of into hemp heart vegetable dip. Down to one quart of pickled daikon, so time to put up another batch.

 

[Unca Walt]

I agree, Wolfie -- The murderous side of this ole sojer enjoys watching those videos of guys with quiet pellet guns and night-vision scopes.

 

[Unca Walt]

Hey! I just received an MP4 video that will amaze everyone here. How can I upload it?

It is entitled: Robot from Israel.MP4

Can some brainiac find it on the Net? I am unable to post it because it is too big.

YA GOTTA SEE IT. You won't believe in the faith the guy has. He stands in front of a Barrett .50 cal with a hood over his head, and an orange suit on -- just like the dummy next to him.

The robot puts the gun right up to his face, switches to the nearly identical dummy, and blows it away.

And that is only one of a dozen things you gotta see.

Wait wait wait -- found it on YouTube

Wait'll you get to the 45-second mark. You'll poo-oop. The 3:30 mark will make you faint.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Get a Mini Schnauzer. Thats what they are famous for. They are Raters. Im on my second one. My Wife freaks the fk out when he brings one to her for a gift. I laugh my ass off. This fker is fast as lightning. I've seen him catch squirrels. He can jump almost 6ft.

By the way,they are great dogs and they don't shed.
This is Charlie Brown.
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Love him

 

[user 60570]

Hola

 

[Unca Walt]

 

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Morning Misfits. Still no call on my cabesa. That's ok, I am pretty sure they want as many o'l white men like me to die off. One less conservative vote at election time. Fock it...I have to trim today anyway.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning Misfits. Still no call on my cabesa. That's ok, I am pretty sure they want as many o'l white men like me to die off. One less conservative vote at election time. Fock it...I have to trim today anyway.

Did they do any scans? Hope all news is good news Brother

 

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Did they do any scans? Hope all news is good news Brother

Waiting for them to call so I can go and get a MRI

 

[Hippie420]

Morning guys. Walt, that shit is fun to watch, but it scares the crap outta me. Makes me glad I've got a backhoe to dig tank traps with. They'll probably have one that can jump 'em anyways.