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joeb631a
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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three draft beers.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
Here is a funny spoof on telling when your EV battery is overcharged:
Hey y’all. Everything is quiet again. We had mommas funeral today. It was a nice service the priest knew my momma and said the kindness words about her. After the cemetery, the family came back to our place where our daughter had a nice spread that fed everybody and sent everyone home with a snack box.
my sweet cousins put this pretty pumpkin patch at my door to see when we got home.
I hope everyone had a nice day. I’m enjoying a nice buzz now and am gonna veg out the rest of the night.
my sweet cousins put this pretty pumpkin patch at my door to see when we got home.
I hope everyone had a nice day. I’m enjoying a nice buzz now and am gonna veg out the rest of the night.
joeb631a
Well-Known Member
You have been in a lot of peoples mindsHey y’all. Everything is quiet again. We had mommas funeral today. It was a nice service the priest knew my momma and said the kindness words about her. After the cemetery, the family came back to our place where our daughter had a nice spread that fed everybody and sent everyone home with a snack box.
my sweet cousins put this pretty pumpkin patch at my door to see when we got home.
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I hope everyone had a nice day. I’m enjoying a nice buzz now and am gonna veg out the rest of the night.
LolA cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three draft beers.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
joeb631a
Well-Known Member
You have been in a lot of peoples minds
Love that. I’ve only heard the Jimmy Hendrix version. Yes pleasant tunes is what I needed right now. Things are better now thanks to friends like you and dear family
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A Buddhist monk came to me in a dream this morning and told me that if I didn't start getting more sleep I would be eaten by a tiger. I'm gonna hedge my bet and call it a night. Sleep well, family. 
Good morning Island brothers and sisters!
Another gorgeous day starting at 55F and predicted to reach 77F.
Nothing scheduled, so a perfect day of the Sun to focus on either projects, or depravity and moral turpitude, whichever comes first.
Another gorgeous day starting at 55F and predicted to reach 77F.
Nothing scheduled, so a perfect day of the Sun to focus on either projects, or depravity and moral turpitude, whichever comes first.
If you slow it down you can see explosion out the rear with energy moving forward, but what did that red tank come from?
It sure had that guys number on it. It hit him dead on with some good force.
