Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

ahh , the good old days



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Doing the same to our food stocks too

 

[boo]

When you go to the grocery store, you’ll notice that most of the packages you buy on a regular basis have gotten smaller, and the price has gone up. It’s the same way with our military stores of ammunition and fuel. They have been sold out from underneath us and put us in a position where we do not have any back up resources. Thank the big guy for that.

 

[WeedHopper]

My package is not as big as it used to be either. The further my balls hang down the shorter my pecker gets.

 

[Unca Walt]

 

[WeedHopper]

Funny as fk

 

[Unca Walt]

Funny as fk

Black Screen: GO TO FACEBOOK, INFIDEL!

Crikey. Sumbody mentioned "20 years ago" and I immediately thought, "Oh, 1980". Then I thought, "He means 2003"!!

And now I need to lay down.

 

[Bubba]

ABC won’t renew Whoopi Goldberg’s contract, saying, “It’s time to move on.”…​

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She wasn’t fired. They did not get rid of her. Even her show wasn’t canceled. ABC chose not to re-sign Whoopi Goldberg to a new contract as a way to deal with its never-ending Whoopi Goldberg problem. Goldberg will lose her lead role on a popular show and up to $36 million per year in salary and endorsements because of this decision.

Programming Director Joe Barron said, “It’s time to move on. She had a good run, but now she’s always so angry.” Barron said that people who find her hateful, divisive, and un-American are always complaining to the network about her. He said, “Most of them can’t explain why, but that’s their right.”

Goldberg’s manager, Art Tubolls, says that the talks aren’t over yet and that he thinks ABC will offer his client a new contract that will last until 2029. He said, “She is the show. Who’s going to run it, Joy Behar?” She’s not a big enough star to do what Whoopi does.


Barron says that Behar isn’t the only choice because all that money could be used to hire two new hosts for the show. He laughed and said, “I bet we could get Alyssa Milano and Kathy Griffin for half of that.” Alyssa Milano ignored our request for comment. Again.

We hope that this new trend away from politics will continue so that America can go back to its glory days.

And to think Ted Danson use to poke the pile of goo! Yuk!

Bubba

 

[RosterMan]

And to think Ted Danson use to poke the pile of goo! Yuk!

Bubba

 

[boo]

Revolting, just revolting…

 

[joeb631a]

My package is not as big as it used to be either. The further my balls hang down the shorter my pecker gets.

see your eye doctor Brother !

 

[WeedHopper]

I did but he got pissed when i pulled out my pecker.

 

[joeb631a]

I did but he got pissed when i pulled out my pecker.

Scared him?

 

[boo]

no, he couldn't find it...not everything is bigger in texas...

 

[RosterMan]

 

[WeedHopper]

Boo hurted my feelings.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Unca Walt]

Scared him?

Nah. Hit him.

 

[Bubba]

I did but he got pissed when i pulled out my pecker.

That's like my doctor. He told me to absolutely stop masturbating! I asked why that would be? He said he was trying to examine me.
Well.

Bubba