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Island Of Misfits
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Burt Reynolds was doin Barbara Walters
Burt was doing all them girls.
What did ya fix brother Hippie? You know me,,I miss shit all the time.
joeb631a
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I love watching the beautiful Giada De Laurentess cook .
She one time cut her sweet little finger on a show and I cried for a week.
joeb631a
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patience Brother patience
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What did ya fix brother Hippie? You know me,,I miss shit all the time.
I can stir some up right now and you can see it before hippie puts the kibosh on it
best I can do
Oh wait. Ya mean my girlfriend on the bed.
joeb631a
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A beauty !Oh wait. Ya mean my girlfriend on the bed.
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Oh wait. Ya mean my girlfriend on the bed.
I know a girl who lives on a hill
She won’t do it but her sister will
her sister
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She’s a bit thin but gawd I love watching her cook…
joeb631a
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A oreo cookie with red hair..
It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show: Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, ….each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
"SHIT" said Claude.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center and Claude was never invited there again.
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show: Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, ….each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
"SHIT" said Claude.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center and Claude was never invited there again.
joeb631a
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Que Katsu...
joeb631a
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Very Funny Subster of the Atlantic ocean !
