Island Of Misfits
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Your 14 yr old neighbor again
Bad Man.....................a bad man
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I give it as a complimentJezebel is one of the most intriguing women in the Scriptures, a bloodstained yet strong-willed, politically astute, and courageous woman sooooo, I’ll take that as a compliment
joeb631a
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If you can tell the age of her thru that picture you must have ESPN....
My niece called her aunt and said he was doing it again
Make it stop
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I thought I smoked good weed ...
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Send it back. At your age, a broken hip is a death sentence.
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Good morning Islanders! Dark and hinting at rain in a short. We need the rain, but I feel sorry for my #2 niece. She's got a party honoring her father and mother's 50th wedding anniversary at her house today, and it's an outside affair. At least it was planned that way. Oh, well. I've never been to her new house yet, and from what I hear, it's Mc Mansion. She's a grade school teacher, and her hubby is a patent lawyer (big bucks). I'm anxious to see just what it looks like.
We need the rain badly.
We need the rain badly.
Make sure you take your shoes off if they invite you inside
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Shoes? Not in the spring/summer. Guess they'll have a barefoot hippie running around.
The sandals go on after the last snow of the season and come off after we get at least six inches in the first snow of the year.
The sandals go on after the last snow of the season and come off after we get at least six inches in the first snow of the year.
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Watchin her skate board for 2 hours is as close to skate boarding i will ever get .
I am using it for bait ...
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk is agreed upon by both parties per Dana White and they are dead serious.. Dana says it would triple Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor PPV Numbers ($4.3 Million)
Elon Musk wants to fight in the Octagon this year in Las Vegas.
Elon Musk wants to fight in the Octagon this year in Las Vegas.
Laughed Out of Court: Dylan Mulvaney's $70 Million Lawsuit Against Kid Rock Dismissed With Prejudice
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Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk is agreed upon by both parties per Dana White and they are dead serious.. Dana says it would triple Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor PPV Numbers ($4.3 Million)
Elon Musk wants to fight in the Octagon this year in Las Vegas.
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I would pay if I knew Elon would be choking that maggot out
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