Island Of Misfits

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Good morning brothers and sisters!
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A cloudy dry day starting at 36F predicted today, until late evening and then rain for the next six days. Yesterday was a hoot, ranging from bright and sunny, through rain, to graupel, alternating randomly. Two of our dawg walks started out bright and one ended in rain and the other in graupel.

Hee, hee, hee, the good news is that we haven't had to water either of the Dogwoods that we planted this year, or turn on the sprinkler for the lawn and gardens.

Grayfox is recovering nicely and started her physical therapy yesterday.

Wawza, a surprise yesterday, with the arrival of two large boxes of fresh produce out of the blue, sent to us by Wellcare, our medical insurance provider. Alas we recently stocked up, so didn't have room in the refrigerator for all of it, so gave some of it away to a tenant. A note inside lauding the virtues of eating fresh produce as preventative medicine.

Lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some refreshing progress with GWL site. I got tutored on how to install the missing pictures into the new Word Press platform, and have been happily restoring articles to their original splendor and glory............

The best news is that so far I've been able to locate all of the missing pictures so far, even the ones my Web Master was unable to identify. I am searching three hard drives and three backup drives, so parts of it are slow going.

Switching from the Vultr platform to the Word Press platform resulted in some of the recovered pictures being sized wrong, so I've not only had to find the pictures identified, but in some cases also go back and find the original to properly size it.
 
I stop drinking as soon as i eat something. My Wife makes sure i eat by 7pm. I cant stand the taste of beer and food at the same time for some reason so that always works for me. Course i havent been drunk or tipsey in years.
 
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 
Did my due diligence down stairs this morning first thing. Been working on the boat ever since. Oh forgot, ran and got a fishing license and got gas for the boat. Now am charging batteries and checking to make sure everything else is in order. Taking it out Saturday morning for the first time this year.

All I can say is it had better warm up a whole lot more that it is today. Weather man is calling for upper 60's to low 70's so I am thinking it will be ok. Another year of fun in the sun. This should be fun.

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