Island Of Misfits

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Gawd luv yer bones, my dear. I tend to get perissologian instead of concinnous when I fly in the early moanin'.

Now: Whassa "dosidos"? Ain't no square dance.
You definitely got the perissologian thing going down in the morning. I don’t get witty like till… well I never do 🤣😂🤣
dosidos is a strain of weed that I grew last year that at first we didn’t think so much of but it has a kick in mode that adds a little zip to your thinker Don’t know but if any weed would bring out the perissologian part of my brain, the dosidos would probably do it 😜
 
I respect my Wife more and more every day. She is fking awesome. She will turn 71 on 4-20. She gets up every morning while I'm in the shower, makes coffee, makes my breakfast and lunch, and then walks me to my truck to give me a hug and kiss as i get in the truck,, and then waves as I leave. She has done this for years. I'm the luckiest man in the fking world. I don't know how she does it. I'm 67 and i don't even want to get my ass up,, but i do every morning at 5:30.
Done warned my kids. Told them if anything ever happens to her i will be right behind her in a short time. Been with her 37 yrs on May 12th. Thats over half my life. Without her none of this **** means anything to me. Can't believe all the **** i put her through when i was an Outlaw. When i think about it,I wanna beat my own ass. And yes i still worked and rode with the Club. Had to,,it was my club. Retiring was the smartest thing my ******* has ever done.
Okay now for the positive. She ain't going anywhere anytime soon. She is Hispanic,, meaner than a rattlesnake, and will cut your ass in a heartbeat. Now you know why i retired. :eek: 😁
 
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I respect my Wife more and more every day. She is fking awesome. She will turn 71 on 4-20. She gets up every morning while I'm in the shower, makes coffee, makes my breakfast and lunch, and then walks me to my truck to give me a hug and kiss as i get in the truck,, and then waves as I leave. She has done this for years. I'm the luckiest man in the fking world. I don't know how she does it. I'm 67 and i don't even want to get my ass up,, but i do every morning at 5:30.
Done warned my kids. Told them if anything ever happens to her i will be right behind her in a short time. Been with her 37 yrs on May 12th. Thats over half my life. Without her none of this **** means anything to me. Can't believe all the **** i put her through when i was an Outlaw. When i think about it,I wanna beat my own ass. And yes i still worked and rode with the Club. Had to,,it was my club. Retiring was the smartest thing my ******* has ever done.
Okay now for the positive. She ain't going anywhere anytime soon. She is Hispanic,, meaner than a rattlesnake, and will cut your ass in a heartbeat. Now you know why i retired. :eek: 😁
Morn
Hopper your Lady sounds like your perfect match Mean and Nastier the better
 
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i am sorry Unca , i will drink and extra cup in your honor

but not the fudge

Swede has hid it from me
And I'll do my part by drinking a beer or two or three in Walt's honor.
I respect my Wife more and more every day. She is fking awesome. She will turn 71 on 4-20. She gets up every morning while I'm in the shower, makes coffee, makes my breakfast and lunch, and then walks me to my truck to give me a hug and kiss as i get in the truck,, and then waves as I leave.
She just wants to make sure your ornery old ass is gone.
 

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