Island Of Misfits

[Hippie420]

Old Hen brought me home sesame chicken, chicken & rice, and two eggrolls. Didn't make it half way through it. It'll make a good late night snack.
Still have muffins to make, but they're gonna wait 'til I can breathe again.

 

[pute]

Off to get a haircut. BB later.

 

[Unca Walt]

I make zucchini bread with a canna butter and canna sugar. Very strong. I make brownies from canna butter and the pecans from the canna sugar. I have the formula concentrated so I can have a bite of something as opposed to a 300 calorie brownie. The taste is amazing.

Canna sugared pecans. @Emma -- how are they made?

I would sell my sister into a Turkish brothel for some of them.

 

[joeb631a]

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A stunning beauty...

 

[joeb631a]

Canna sugared pecans.

I would sell my sister into a Turkish brothel for some of them.

always liked Turkish brothels....

 

[WeedHopper]

Off to get a haircut. BB later.

You *******. You still have hair. It ain't fair.

 

[Unca Walt]

You *******. You still have hair. It ain't fair.

I still have hair. It just came down outa the Floriduh sun and stayed on my back, chestal area (pace: Reese Witherspoon's descriptor) and beard.

 

[joeb631a]

I still have hair. It just came down outa the Floriduh sun and stayed on my back, chestal area (pace: Reese Witherspoon's descriptor) and beard.

Me too Unc ! I blame it on the Atlantic ocean

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Hippie420]

The Old Man used to cut my brother's and my hair when we were kids. He learned quickly to cut my brother's first 'cause if he cut mine first, he was too tired to cut his. The routine was set me in the chair, start cutting, chase me down and beat my ***, put me back in the chair, repete at least two more times.

 

[pute]

today’s lunch at the Senior Center will be a cornucopia of Mexican delights!


but not these kinds



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Really, if that broad ate at the senior center in ... ...... half of the old men would die of a heart attack.

 

[user 60570]

Really, if that broad ate at the senior center in ... ...... half of the old men would die of a heart attack.

if half the men out here died , the population of our town would go down by 47%


how many men are in our town?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

if half the men out here died , the population of our town would go down by 47%


how many men are in our town?

Don’t make me do the math big. I’m trying to get stoned

 

[user 60570]

Don’t make me do the math big. I’m trying to get stoned

there will be a pop quiz this evening

this one is for extra credit :


A train leaves Chicago traveling west at 60 miles per hour. An hour later, at 12 noon, another train leaves Chicago traveling east at 80 miles per hour. When are the two trains the same distance from Chicago?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

there will be a pop quiz this evening

this one is for extra credit :


A train leaves Chicago traveling west at 60 miles per hour. An hour later, at 12 noon, another train leaves Chicago traveling east at 80 miles per hour. When are the two trains the same distance from Chicago?

 

[pute]

if half the men out here died , the population of our town would go down by 47%


how many men are in our town?

All I get out of that is 53% of your town is women.

 

[pute]

3 hrs or 3 in the afternoon.

 

[Flower]

if half the men out here died , the population of our town would go down by 47%


how many men are in our town?

169ish?

 

[user 60570]

169ish?

 

[Flower]

Well, I am not even gonna attempt the train question, then.