A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
Taoism **** happens
Confucianism ` Confucius say, “**** happens.”
Buddhism If **** happens, it isn’t really ****.
Seventh Day Adventist No **** on Saturday.
Zen What is the sound of **** happening?
Hedonism There is nothing like good **** happening!
Hinduism This **** happened before.
Mormon This **** is going to happen again.
Islam If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies Only happy **** really happens.
Stoicism This **** is good for me.
Protestantism Let this **** happen to someone else.
Catholicism **** happens because you are
BAD.
Hare Krishna **** happens, Rama, rama.
Judaism Why does this **** always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism **** happens half the time.
Christian Science **** is in your mind.
Atheism Sheeit.
Existentialism What is **** anyway?
Rastafarianism Let’s smoke this ****!