A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
Taoism Shit happens
Confucianism ` Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturday.
Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism There is nothing like good shit happening!
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormon This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism This shit is good for me.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism Shit happens because you are
BAD.
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama, rama.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Atheism Sheeit.
Existentialism What is shit anyway?
Rastafarianism Let’s smoke this shit!