Good morning, guys & gals. Hope your weather is brighter than mine. Auto, I've got a joke for you.
A West Texas cowboy was riding across the plains when his horse stepped into a gopher hole, breaking its leg and causing the cowboy to land head first on a large rock.
The cowboy, who'd had a checkered past, wakes up in Hades. The devil says, "Well, Mr. Rough-Tough cowboy, how do you like the weather here in hell?"
The cowboy replies, "Reminds me of spring time in San Antonio."
So the devil turns up the heat and says, "How about now?"
The cowboy replies, "Reminds me of July in Jacksonville."
The devil cranks the heat up to full and says, "I'll bet this is more to your liking."
The cowboy says, "Reminds me of August in Abilene."
The devil realizes that the heat just isn't bothering the old outlaw, so he turns the heat off and cranks the air conditioning up on full. Ice sickles hang from the ceiling and the lake of fire freezes over. The cowboy starts cheering and laughing and jumping up and down.
The devil says, "What part of this makes you happy?"
The cowboy says, "Texas just legalized marijuana!"