Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

Once again poor Joe has to look for another job

 

[user 60570]

this place is rocking’!!


now everyone sing along

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Hippie420]

Jeebus... You got more done in four hours than I did in 2021.

You did more as a young man in ten years than I did in my entire 66 years on this planet.

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I can only see one positive (SS) and two negatives (LL & CK).

 

[RosterMan]

Mine need at least another month more most likely

 

[joeb631a]

Rained like a mother fker yesterday evening. Had to bring my girls up on the porch. Decided to give them a trim job while I had them up on a table.
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wow noah like conditions....

 

[joeb631a]

Once again poor Joe has to look for another job
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sometime the truth hurts ... thats life and get over it !

 

[Unca Walt]

You did more as a young man in ten years than I did in my entire 66 years on this planet.

I can only see one positive (SS) and two negatives (LL & CK).

I dunno... how about KINK.

Or... dare I say it even though I have never seen it.. KIEF.

Try it Ow-strilian style and go KIWI.

 

[joeb631a]

You did more as a young man in ten years than I did in my entire 66 years on this planet.

I can only see one positive (SS) and two negatives (LL & CK).

rather the positive one

 

[pute]

Just so you know....some of us have to work for a living.

 

[Hippie420]

rather the positive one

Pucker up, you silver tongued devil!

Ever do something to prove to yourself that you're still an idiot?
Old Hen & Pullet went to murder city so the kid could pick up supplies for her work. I asked 'em if they'd stop past China Freight and pick me up a knife I wanted. Chinese copy of a Buck 119, which I have several of. Figured it would be handy if needed for some nefarious act as I could just drop it where it was used.
I pull it out of the package and swipe my thumb across the blade sideways like I always do to check for sharpness. Meh. I slide my finger ever so lightly down the blade.
Yep, I'm still an idiot. Got the booboo thumb to prove it.

 

[boo]

hippie, do you have a 112 buck folding knife...I've had on in my tool box for decades...

 

[WeedHopper]

I have a brief case full of knives.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

But do any of ya'll have a boarding cutless?

 

[Hippie420]

hippie, do you have a 112 buck folding knife...I've had on in my tool box for decades...

At least a half a dozen. My last two were three bills a piece. Mastadon tooth scales. Handy little knives.

But do any of ya'll have a boarding cutlass?

Yep. Even got one from the Queen's guard. Lots of Chinese antique swords, too.

 

[Unca Walt]

Just so you know....some of us have to work for a living.

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I awreddy told you I can do your scissoring (after you show me how) for $15/hr. I cannot afford any more than that.

 

[Hippie420]

It would be worth it for the toking rights on the finger hash.

 

[Unca Walt]

But do any of ya'll have a boarding cutless?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. I got it over 50 years ago. My FIL was a fencing champion, and taught me cutlass/sabre. He had wooden cutlasses, with helmets, thick gloves, and padded outfits... so you could swing away any way you wanted.

What you found out VERY quickly was that just coming in swinging like a movie star will get you clopped in the head, hand, gut, and hiney <-- Once for each way you try to come at a skilled hand with every trick you can invent on the spot. It most ricky-tick aint an axe.

I taught my sons whatever I could without the wooden cutlasses, just sabres and my real cutlass. I quit when I only had two left.

 

[Unca Walt]

It would be worth it for the toking rights on the finger hash.

Izzat hash on the gloves?

 

[Hippie420]

Izzat hash on the gloves?

I don't trim with gloves. I like rolling the resin into little balls straight off my fingers. I've been told it's easier to recover off of gloves if ya put 'em in the freezer first. Never tried it.