Island Of Misfits
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A red head, a blonde, and a brunette are all in the Dr. office and pregnant.
The red head says “I’m going to have a girl because I was on top”.
The brunette says “I’m going to have a boy because I was on the bottom”
The blonde starts crying “I’m going to have puppies “
The red head says “I’m going to have a girl because I was on top”.
The brunette says “I’m going to have a boy because I was on the bottom”
The blonde starts crying “I’m going to have puppies “
Ouch! I hope you took the opportunity to call out profanely!!
Yet another lovely new day in Paradise starting at 69F and 63% RH, with 5 mph breeze and predicted to reach 98F.
Breakfast out with NM and a trip to Sauvie's island to pick wild blackberries, after which I juiced them and then extracted concentrate from the pulp.
NM shared his thoughts on the apple hot sauce recipe I am trying to emulate, and I will pick up more ingredients today.
Housekeepers due this morning, so heading to Fernhill dog park for some quality Layla duty time, after which I have a post-surgery appointment with my surgeon to ostensibly remove the stitches.
Two of the stitches removed themselves and I took the remaining two out Sunday, so ostensibly it should be a fast appointment. The good news is that I already have 99.9% of my post-surgery finger motion.
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Those toes….
Oh snap never even saw them , thought it was funny
I guy I know carved it from a log
A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "BAD DOG!"
The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "BAD DOG!"
The sort of thing country and western songs are made of...............................
Cow balls eh.....must be one of those "trans" cows? I didn't grow up on a farm, but never saw a cow with balls....yet! You just never know.
I am not eating any balls. Period.
Bubba
Which system did you go with? I'm looking at one at Sam's club.... don't know poo poo about these but I am getting one!
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I know the guy that modeled for it.
Come on now Don't ya want to yell and scream at me too You aint nothing but a Hound dog LOL
