Is There something out there UFOs Tell us your stories

[WeedHopper]

Does your *** hurt Was Hippie there

 

[Bubba]

Pretty much the same here but this was in the 60s. It was night time. We seen this bright object coming straight down toward us. All of a sudden it stopped. Set there for a second. Went off to the right,,then straight up,,moved sideways again and then it took off so fast it was ridiculous. This was at a family reunion. Everyone seen it. Adults and kids. Freaked us the fk out. Nothing can fly like that. Not then and not now. Especially changing direction that fast. I can't even imagine how you would live through those g forces.

Anti gravity. otherwise, those calculated g forces are impossible to survive. The technology is here, just not for us. I believe it was JP Morgan that told Tesla, "If you cant put a meter on it, it wont see the light of day." My UFO were as a young kid. Standing around in the street with a bunch of neighborhood friends on a summer night. Three circular objects in pyramid formation streaked across sky. We stayed up and watched the skies for another! A couple years later, bright orb goes by, up high, but no sound. came back for another pass, but stopped. Now we were excited. Then, it either went straight up, or shrank away someother way. We got our parents out there and a couple of neighbors. It makes another couple of passes, then abruptly turned and shot out of sight. Have never seen another since

 

[RosterMan]

I seen a UFO way back in the early 80`s...It was late at night and i was waiting on a delivery of several plates / Kilos of Freedom of Afghanistan hash, I kid you not!...and while i was waiting i had a toke and was watching the midnight sky....This was way out in the country and it`s pitch black outthere...I seen this object streaking across the sky when it suddenly came to a sudden stop. After a few seconds 4 objects shot out of it and they went North,South,East and West all at the same time. The thing they flew out off went strait up into the Sky....I was freaked out and got on my bike and high tailed it out of there....I did run into my buddy on the way back and we completed the deal...take care n stay safe.

What part of the country? I need info for my dossier

 

[RosterMan]

Does your *** hurt Was Hippie there

He asked for a flashlight
Hippie gave him his flesh lite

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

Morning. I feel like 1,000 aliens used me for for *** last night.

So wait that must be a good feeling right
Lucky you, I have seen chaingangs of a hundred do a woman why not a man

 

[Carty]

Morning. I feel like 1,000 aliens used me for *** last night.

Oh, was that you... sorry about that. Was just supposed to be a fly by and then... you looked so cute sleeping in your footy pajamas with the butt flap access... was just to enticing.. lol

So wait that must be a good feeling right
Lucky you, I have seen chaingangs of a hundred do a woman why not a man

Because it was me MFK'r... that's why.... LMAO. Poor Cartman.