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a man and a dog walked into a bar the man shouted "my dog can lick any dog in a fight". a man in the back said "your on". the dogs began to fight with one chomp the first mans dog killed the second mans dog. after the fight the second man said to the first "that is one mean dog what kind is it"? first man said "befor i cut its tail off it used to be a alligator".
 
a pirate walked into a bar. bartender said "haven't seen you in a while you don't look so good" the pirate said "why, i feel ok" bartender said last time i saw you you didn't have a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch". the pirate answered " a cannon blew my leg off, lost my hand in a sword fight, got the eye patch the day after i got the hook".
 
Id rather be a Pumpkin,,,i could be a pie or a scary face with a candle setting in my head. Yehaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Think I would be an avacado! Simple & plain, but full of richness!
 
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Saw a truck going down the road the other day with a girl hanging out the tailgate-- had to look twice!
 
She was drunk when she put her makeup on. Its okay,,,all the girls get prettier at closing time. Lol
 

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