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[DirtyDiana]

Keef did some incredible yoga yesterday working on that garage door opener! Shoulda seen him do the crouching possum.

 

[mrcane]

D.D. Don't work to hard..would pay to see keef doing yoga....Keef once I start bringing in the trim, I'll be packin some caps...

 

[Keef]

Cane I got a plan but first I have to learn to control the pain better !-- I need to get back into better shape but it'll hurt a lot at first then it'll get better and I'll feel better and move more !-- Just not ready to face the pain yet !

 

[Hippie420]

Hippie, seen you had a busy day... You Need to come with me some morning...This Morning Two Hr's of ...Cardio Tai Chi....

Nope, I think my three blown discs and I will pass. Thanks for the offer, though!

 

[Hippie420]

Keef did some incredible yoga yesterday working on that garage door opener! Shoulda seen him do the crouching possum.

You sure he was doing yogi and not booboo?

 

[yarddog]

Well, I have had an eventful afternoon. Yesterday on the way home from work, a cop was on the side of the road clocking traffic. I wasn't speeding, but for some reason we made eye contact and then I saw his brake lights. Leo proceeds to pull out behind me, a ⅛ mile back. At that point I tossed my pipe out the window. Leo swoops by me and tags the car that had past me speeding. Whew.
So today, I stopped on the dirt bike and looked for my pipe. Took 10 minutes but I found it. Not before finding a Smith and Wesson 38 snub nose pistol. Missing its cylinder. Just laying in the ditch. So I picked it up and tucked it in my pack. Decided to take dirt roads home and got on down the road and spotted a deputy. Figured that was a good time to turn it in. Turns out, Leo was a jailer when I was locked up years back. He was always a fair guy. So I'm talking to him, catching up with people we both know, I got a pipe in my pocket. Ha-ha. My good deed is done for today.
Just packed a bowl and put a frozen pizza in the oven. Let's get this weekend started!!

 

[mrcane]

Sorry Bout the back Bro, I also have a messed up back, guess most workin folk do. something they call... Degenerative Disc. Disease... Gotta keep movin or I lock up... The Crouching Possum?? Don't want ta go there..

 

[Keef]

Dog we can't carry a pipe we ain't willing to toss ! -

Cane last time I thought about getting back into shape --I put my cigs lighter and pipe under my hat and went out past the breakers --about the time I got comfortable --This boat came by farther out but on the side it said --Big Shark Research ! Lost my hat , cigs, lighter and pipe and didn't care !---I did not want to be out there anymore ! -- I did get a work out getting back to the beach !-- I wanted out the water now !

 

[Keef]

Rode that inner tube like a surfboard -Jack !

 

[Hippie420]

Yep, got that too along with severe sciatic and cervical nerve damage and arthritis throughout the entire spine. Toss in carpal tunnel syndrome and you'd think I'd be cripple. I'm not, but pain and I are old friends. I'd rather be worse than be stuck in a wheel chair, though. Don't have to look far to find someone that's a hell of a lot worse off than me.

Dog, you've got balls. I'd left that puppy in the ditch and told the nearest cop.

 

[umbra]

I have some relatives in Florida. I go fishing in a lake that my Aunt used to live on, with a cousin of mine. We went out in inner tubes and fished all day. Never caught nothing. We get back and my Aunt says, "Did you see any snakes or alligators?" Damn, why didn't anybody say something sooner

 

[Keef]

I know Umbra a little 411 would be nice sometimes !

 

[giggy]

we lost paul kantner of jefferson airplane, jefferson starship, and starship yesterday.

hope everybody is doing well. time for another bowl.

 

[giggy]

Keef did some incredible yoga yesterday working on that garage door opener! Shoulda seen him do the crouching possum.

let me guess. he squat down and played dead?

 

[mrcane]

Umbra, I hear ya, I Love fishing in the tropics, just a lot of s*** around that will put a hurtin on ya or Kill Ya.... We were fishing some back water down around Boca Grande in Fla. and got chased by some hogs....Fiishin snook & red fish

 

[mrcane]

Were leaving the lights on the girls one more week 24/7 ....The Ole and I voted,I won Thank you

 

[ness]

Good Evening here, OFC, just, want to jump in and say hello. With, tj gone taking care of 10 dogs is time comsumeing. Wishing every one happiness. Caught ya, later.:tokie:

 

[Hippie420]

That's why I like SCROG. The screen will tell you when to flip. With indicas, you wait until you've filled up around two thirds of the screen. With sativas, you flip when the screen is half filled or a little under. They really stretch.

 

[Hippie420]

Hi Nes!

 

[mrcane]

Hippie How's the weather treat'en ya up in the Mittin?
Just cold & rainy here...