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[WeedHopper]

Hopper, I never figured it out...not sure I want to.

Just take it as a positive unless she says otherwise.

 

[umbra]

Fun Fact: in Alabama smoking a joint is punishable by jail and/or fine. But its legal to have sex with an animal.
Yeah, I'd say that's a little backwards.

When I was in HS I wrestled. We went to this school where a kid got caught having sex with a cow. It was in the papers...they called him a moo...lester. I'm not lying about this. We get off the bus for a match and everybody starts Moo ing. Every time we scored a point or won a match the crowd would moo.

 

[WeedHopper]

Rose that is very similar to our situation. I met her at my best friends and his wife's house a week after I got out of Prison the last time,,,took her home,,,ask her to marry me the next day... We were married a month later and been married for 30 years in May. She is my nearest friend.

 

[WeedHopper]

When I was in HS I wrestled. We went to this school where a kid got caught having sex with a cow. It was in the papers...they called him a moo...lester. I'm not lying about this. We get off the bus for a match and everybody starts Moo ing. Every time we scored a point or won a match the crowd would moo.

Poor cow didn't even get a kiss?????? :rofl:

 

[yarddog]

Moo!!

 

[yarddog]

It sucks we don't know what each other looks like. I found a picture that closely mimics me, so I figured I'd post it up. View attachment 233473

 

[WeedHopper]

Hey Keef I've been watching that new series "The Killing Fields" . Really like the show. I sure hope they find who did it,,that would be cool.

 

[WeedHopper]

It sucks we don't know what each other looks like. I found a picture that closely mimics me, so I figured I'd post it up. View attachment 233473

That girl deffinatly wouldn't get a kiss unless I had a bunch to drink. :smoke1:

 

[yarddog]

Damn hopper, that's a pseudo picture of me, not some chick.

 

[WeedHopper]

Sorry,,,must a been the hair do that thru me. just don't drop the soap :rofl:

 

[Hippie420]

It needs fishnets and a grter belt.

Umbra, there was a kid a few towns over that got caught porking a cow by his father, no less. The old man went in the house, retrieved a rifle, and shot the cow. Guess he figured she'd tempted the boy. He took the kid to a shrink. Shrink told him that 70% of all farm boys had sex with the livestock. Yuck. I guess a sheep needs help to get through the fence now and then.

 

[WeedHopper]

Stinking farm boys taking advantage of those poor animals,,,where's PITA when ya needem. Lol
By the way,,,they call that Stump Broke.

 

[Keef]

Sick bastids !--Ya'll so baaaaad !

 

[mrcane]

Them some choppers Y.D.......Well I the Crazy one in this house... this is My third Wife...We Been hooked up for 20Yrs. ....Alabama Ha!!!
What we Smokin :48:

 

[mrcane]

Dam.... I grew up sloping Around 2000 head of HOGs!!!

 

[Rosebud]

:ignore::ignore::holysheep::doh::huh::boltretty sure that didn't happen on our farm

 

[Keef]

Hey Rose !-- Feel better yet ? --

 

[WeedHopper]

Did you have a Brother? Did he wear rain boots? If so,,,whoops.:guitar::farm::guitar:

 

[Rosebud]

this is the slowest recovery ever. still can't grip with my left hand and arm is dumb. how can a bladder infection make your arm go crazy?
But, thank you Keef, i am getting better. I am impatient.

How are you doing?

Thank you all for the anniversary wishes. When bud said in 6 years it will be 50 I bout fell over. THOSE people are old that do that. I am not old yet

Is DD off tonight? WH, thank you.

 

[mrcane]

Did you have a Brother? Did he wear rain boots? If so,,,whoops.:guitar::farm::guitar:

Course we wore boots...And now I play the Banjo