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When I was in HS I wrestled. We went to this school where a kid got caught having sex with a cow. It was in the papers...they called him a moo...lester. I'm not lying about this. We get off the bus for a match and everybody starts Moo ing. Every time we scored a point or won a match the crowd would moo.
Rose that is very similar to our situation. I met her at my best friends and his wife's house a week after I got out of Prison the last time,,,took her home,,,ask her to marry me the next day... We were married a month later and been married for 30 years in May. She is my nearest friend.
Poor cow didn't even get a kiss?????? :rofl:
It sucks we don't know what each other looks like. I found a picture that closely mimics me, so I figured I'd post it up. View attachment 233473
Hey Keef I've been watching that new series "The Killing Fields" . Really like the show. I sure hope they find who did it,,that would be cool.
That girl deffinatly wouldn't get a kiss unless I had a bunch to drink. :smoke1:
Sorry,,,must a been the hair do that thru me. just don't drop the soap :rofl:
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It needs fishnets and a grter belt.
Umbra, there was a kid a few towns over that got caught porking a cow by his father, no less. The old man went in the house, retrieved a rifle, and shot the cow. Guess he figured she'd tempted the boy. He took the kid to a shrink. Shrink told him that 70% of all farm boys had sex with the livestock. Yuck. I guess a sheep needs help to get through the fence now and then.
Umbra, there was a kid a few towns over that got caught porking a cow by his father, no less. The old man went in the house, retrieved a rifle, and shot the cow. Guess he figured she'd tempted the boy. He took the kid to a shrink. Shrink told him that 70% of all farm boys had sex with the livestock. Yuck. I guess a sheep needs help to get through the fence now and then.
Stinking farm boys taking advantage of those poor animals,,,where's PITA when ya needem. Lol
By the way,,,they call that Stump Broke.
By the way,,,they call that Stump Broke.
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Sick bastids !--Ya'll so baaaaad !
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:ignore::ignore::holysheep::doh::huh::boltretty sure that didn't happen on our farm
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Hey Rose !-- Feel better yet ? --
Did you have a Brother? Did he wear rain boots? If so,,,whoops.:guitar::farm::guitar:
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this is the slowest recovery ever. still can't grip with my left hand and arm is dumb. how can a bladder infection make your arm go crazy?
But, thank you Keef, i am getting better. I am impatient.
How are you doing?
Thank you all for the anniversary wishes. When bud said in 6 years it will be 50 I bout fell over. THOSE people are old that do that. I am not old yet
Is DD off tonight? WH, thank you.
But, thank you Keef, i am getting better. I am impatient.
How are you doing?
Thank you all for the anniversary wishes. When bud said in 6 years it will be 50 I bout fell over. THOSE people are old that do that. I am not old yet
Is DD off tonight? WH, thank you.
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