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[giggy]

Take me to the grocery store stoned ? -Some people never learn!-- Buzz is fading time to top it off !

here you go keef

Got the craving for some lunch,
but I ain't got nothing to munch
My mind is set on just one wish
a big ol' sandwich - tuna fish
Time to make a grocery run,
I'll walk there in the morning sun
Make a list of what I need most:
Tuna fish and bread (for toast)
And though my stomach may be empty,
I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty
Roll a joint Bob Marley style
and smoke it 'till it makes me smile

Starting off in aisle one,
fruits and veggies by the ton
Hey check it out, raddiccio!
These red leaves, man, they almost glow!
And bok choy! I've always wanted to try it,
I wonder if I have enough to buy it?

It's grown in Japan, or maybe China,
or maybe some farm in South Carolina?
Just then I hear a voice in my head:
"stay focused, man, tuna & bread,"
But right now I'm in produce bliss
Oh man, I'm too high for this

Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket,
ain't gonna shop like this no more

(Everyone in here is staring at me...)

Sixteen different brands of tuna,
Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna
Packed in oil, packed in water,
dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered
And oh God, what about the bread?
Should I get white or wheat instead?
Or... rye! Rye's the best I've tasted
Rye is best when ever you're wasted!

Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
too high for the supermarket
ain't gonna shop like this no more

Finally done, its check-out time,
searching for the shortest line
The Express Lane! But they don't take checks..
and you've got to have ten items or less,

so let's see...
Ding Dongs, a bag of chips,
Cap'n Crunch and some onion dip,
(it's sugar and salt, space and schism,
the yin and yang of munchie Taoism)
I got my favorite beer, Carlinger,
and pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger

(You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag, then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag)

That's less than ten! Check me out, go ahead!
Oh, I forgot the tuna and the bread...

Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
too high for the supermarket,
ain't gonna shop like this no more

too high (too high!)
too high (too high!)
way too high for the supermarket, yeah

 

[Keef]

That's nice Giggy !--Maybe it's the head injury but I don't get paranoid about being high anymore !--- I got my buzz stoked up so where do I start ? -- Sushi --Fritos and bean dip -- Twinkies ? ---Fritos Chilli pie --Cookies ? -- Ice cream ? ---I'm on a diet !

 

[Keef]

Should U ever have the desire to dip your Twinkies in oyster sauce ---Don't do it!--I'm not sure if the Twinkies ruined the oyster sauce or if the oyster sauce ruined the Twinkies but some ruining was going on !

 

[Keef]

Pork Skins and hot sauce should get that taste out my mouth !--

 

[giggy]

That's nice Giggy !--Maybe it's the head injury but I don't get paranoid about being high anymore !--- I got my buzz stoked up so where do I start ? -- Sushi --Fritos and bean dip -- Twinkies ? ---Fritos Chilli pie --Cookies ? -- Ice cream ? ---I'm on a diet !

i hear you brother, but i have lost 40 pounds and still have 60 to go to get to where i want to be. but every once in awhile i have to let myself have something i crave or i'll smack at everything and not be satisfied. today for lunch i had a bbq on hogie with mayo, pickles, onions, bbq sauce and get this lettuce and tomato. i don't eat tomato on many sandwiches at all but that is one great sandwich. by the way keef that is a song by a band called the uninvited, here's the vid.


The Uninvited - Too high for the Supermarket
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjhbeiJddo[/ame]

 

[giggy]

got a buddy that puts peanut butter on his bologna sandwiches

 

[DirtyDiana]

Hilarious Giggy! Tears rolling down my face! Watched the video & laughed some more. That was so us at the grocery store! And, don't let Keef kid you guys, we didn't get twinkies. We got chocolate Ho Hos, so of course they didn't taste good with that oyster sauce! It was the chocolate.

 

[Keef]

D.D. I didn't want my peeps to know I dunked a Ho-Ho in oyster sauce !--I am so ashamed !!--Give me a bite of that pickle !

 

[DirtyDiana]

The family.

 

[Rosebud]

Oh, love those babies.. so cute.

Giggy, your sandwich sounds devine.

 

[Keef]

Hey Rose how was your visit ? -- U know it seems like with all these patients U take care of that U should be allowed to grow more plants that the household limit !-- Some kind of Co-op or something !---I hope I can do what I hope to do with this e-cig liquid !--If I can make one that can control my pain ---I'll be able to do a lot of good !--

 

[mrcane]

Matching Cloths ....:laugh:

 

[Keef]

I know Cane !--Eat mostly fruits and vegetables --limit salt-red meat and fats !---Extra Fries regularly and bacon be thy name !--I tries to be good !--But I 'll tell U one thing Giggy must be the exception cause last I heard it is considered a sin to put mayo on a BBQ sandwich in the south !--I'm sorry Giggy but U done went to far !--I am required by law to report U to the Southern BBQ Counsel for such a heinous infraction of southern culture !

Hey did ya'll see ? D.D. posted a pic !--Now she can teach me and I want have to ask for help !

 

[giggy]

keef the only sandwiches i don't use mayo on is a grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly. i put mayo on my sausage, bacon, or steak biscuits as well.

 

[giggy]

Hilarious Giggy! Tears rolling down my face! Watched the video & laughed some more. That was so us at the grocery store! And, don't let Keef kid you guys, we didn't get twinkies. We got chocolate Ho Hos, so of course they didn't taste good with that oyster sauce! It was the chocolate.

glad you liked it. it fits the wife and i as well.

 

[giggy]

Oh, love those babies.. so cute.

Giggy, your sandwich sounds devine.

rose i would almost bet that sandwich was a pound and a half and i bet i gain at least 3 pounds from it. they have a ham and cheese, roast beef and swiss (i like mine with mushrooms, cooked onions and brown gravy and a spoon cause i don't want to miss any of it) they also have a hamburger/cheeseburger they are on the french loaf bread. hole in the wall place with good food and lots of it.

 

[Hippie420]

Mossy, 37 years? Man, you're a glutton for punishment.

Screw all ya all for talkin' food in front of a starving man. Bell bottoms are kool.

 

[giggy]

Mossy, 37 years? Man, you're a glutton for punishment.

Screw all ya all for talkin' food in front of a starving man. Bell bottoms are kool.

wore my share, and the navy liked them back then, not so much anymore.

 

[DirtyDiana]

Chicken fried steak. Keef makes the best white cream gravy ever!

 

[DirtyDiana]

You can lead a hippie to the gym, but you can't make him exercise.