Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Keef]

Hippie U a better man than me !--Give me a chill just reading that !-- To me cold is in the 50s !--

 

[mrcane]

Hippie What you got for Ideas for that exterior paint job??...Like the auto start Idea...
Would of come in handy couple places I've lived...Had to keep the rig plugged in when I was in Montana...-40 But it's a dry -40, that's what they try to tell you...

 

[Hippie420]

You don't put your tongue on the pump handle at minus 40. Mater of fact, if you have to whizz outside, you take an axe with ya.

 

[Rosebud]

Earrings freeze at 40 in your ears..ouch. Your cheap plastic boots freeze. It was 40 below zero the day we got married in alaska.

 

[ness]

Hey Nes What up ? --I will not chop wood or haul water !--Did my time !--Cane why don't U run over and hook that tub up ? -- She should have insisted the Tub be hooked up before she ordered my GG#4 seed !--

Won't be this week !--reminded me I need a taller ladder !-- I break easy !--I'm the one who needs it most ! --

Rose we saw CSY in New Orleans !--Nice ! Got a little too high for the Pink Floyd concert !--I seen stuff and things !--Pigs really can fly !--

Keef tj has a wood cutter, but he does have use an ax for the big stuff, and he to is broken down with back, and cramp all the time. He is on pain med. Piss test every month. Lucky is not a smoker. We are going to have a litter of puppies, going to finish up the birth room. Not, to thrilled. But, we are Dogs Lover here. Those puppy are going to be just fine. Order some baby bottles and prem. baby nipples. It time for a hit. Have a great day:48:

 

[Keef]

Way too cold for me !--I did half of 2 winters in Korea up in the mountains bordering North Korea !--I know 40 below !--Don't ever want to see it again !-- Then there was the winter up near Chicago! --I did like 4 --360s all while going thru an intersection at about 50 mph !-- Why U even need brakes in the winter up there ? -- U step on the brake it don't even slow U down !

 

[yarddog]

Rose, the tractor got them all out. Ha-ha. It was embarrassing with people seeing all that. Lol. The dogs have calmed down. It is a jealousy problem with my wife and I. They got into once more and I didn't get involved but stayed near if I had to break it up. The Dane is so stubborn and selfish. He tries to take his share and everyone else's.

 

[Keef]

Me and Tee Shirt Jake were on our way back home after a vet visit -- He looked over at me with hate in his eyes and said ---U said Tudor !

 

[WeedHopper]

Tudor,,,,:rofl:

 

[mrcane]

Rose, I Keep wondering...Where in Alaska???

 

[WeedHopper]

Damn Rose,,,a double wammy,,,Married and Cold,,,thats one hell of a day. :bolt:
Just playing wit ya Rose.

 

[Rosebud]

Anchorage, mr rb was stationed at Elmendorf AFB... Fort Richardson is up there too.

My special needs 3 year old standard poodle lunged and snapped at the bather yesterday. I told them to muzzle him as i didn't want to be sued. The groomer said she would bath him next time as he has never done that to her. I am going to take him to the vet and find out if there is a doggy prozac, i don't want to knock him out but would love to give him something that helped his fear....fear aggresion, i am afraid. Sheesh, i have been watching this developing. I have had dogs all my life and have never dealt with this form of nuts.

 

[Keef]

Rose just get the dog high !--Jet my little bud thief tried to do a drive by on me this morning but that trick will only work once !--I got dope dogs I have to watch them like a hawk around weed ! Benedril should work too !

 

[Keef]

Rose my dog groomer got a trailer and comes to the house to groom the pups !-- I love it !--

 

[mrcane]

Rose Not only cold but city stuff to deal with... Sure glad you came home....
Far as I'm concerned, they can keep Alaska...

 

[mrcane]

Keef You gotta be kidding??? You have a dog groomer come to your house...

 

[Keef]

Yep !-- Cane he rings the bell and the chase is on !--They don't like baths !--I catch and take it to him !--He finishes we do it again ! --One day the T.V. was on the news and they said something about weed and I had to listen to him tell me all the tax benefits and advantages of legalizing weed !--I had to just nod and agree !-- Old Fart probably gets high too ! He got a trailer all set up !--Even brings his own water ! Only problem the dog hear the door bell they try to hide !

 

[mrcane]

I don't know, did I take my pills? People actually have dog groomers come to there house..:confused2: That's All!! Guess that never had that kinda dog..they all just swam

 

[Keef]

The woman want to pamper her dogs it's best just to go along with it ! Makes it easier on me !--Now if we only had a weed delivery service !

 

[Keef]

Hey Cane-- I worry someti.es that if the LEO ever got wind of the O.F.C. they'd come oozing for me !---They could end up at the wrong place couldn't they ?