Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Hippie420]

Rose, the iron is hot. Fess up. You're going to eventually and the sooner you do it the better my eardrums will be.

 

[Keef]

Hippie U post to shoot the Bastid first !!--U lucky U didn't get eat up !--They got some teeth!--U need one of them big 12 lb. White Rock Roster with 2 inch spurs like I used to have !-- He didn't care who or what U were he would F U up !

 

[mrcane]

Hippie She Forgot :confused2:

 

[WeedHopper]

Rosebud !--What's shaking girlfriend !--D.D. been attending births both C-section and natural deliveries !--Kraven and I are medical we heard worse no matter what it is but --Some stories are too much for the general public !-- I worked in the O.R. for 20 years--O.R. nurses got the nastiest mouths in the world !--

Nurses with a dirty mouth,,,noooooo,,lol
Ive been in construction forever and in 100s of buildings,,,guess whos Bathrooms are always the nastiest? And its not the mens.:rofl:

 

[umbra]

Umbra --CWO ?

They are on my coffee table waiting to be packaged. I had the job interview today, so I was up early and left early. It was 75 miles but bad traffic so it was about 2 1/2 hr commute. It then lasted 5 hours. It was supposed last from 9 to 12 but went to after 1.

To make fem seeds you need to make some colloidal water ( water with silver dissolved in it) I forget what the percentage is supposed to be. 4U2Smoke has done it. Then you spray 1 of the plants daily with the colloidal water and flower.

DD in the Amazon River there are parasites that will swim up your urethra and they have barbed fins and once in your body, the only way to remove them is to slice and dice the penis

Cane, I have drank the "IT's Not Your Father's rootbeer" and I liked it. My son thought it was awlful

 

[umbra]

Nurses with a dirty mouth,,,noooooo,,lol
Ive been in construction forever and in 100s of buildings,,,guess whos Bathrooms are always the nastiest? And its not the mens.:rofl:

I have heard the worse OR banter from the Dr.'s not the nurses. I have sat in on more than 100 surgeries as well as lesser procedure that didn't require an OR.

 

[mrcane]

Boy, did I screw up tonight. Old Hen and I went to the watering hole today for a little libation. Came home, Hen wants me to put the chickens up 'cause she's afraid of the dark (go figure), so I do it. I walk up to the coop, go to shut the door, and I spot a grey blob on the ground. Upon closer inspection, it's a damn opossum waiting for dinner! I kick the bastard in the head, which was a mistake when you're wearing sandals. He rolls over and hisses at me! I kick him in the head a second time wishing I was wearing my jack boots, and all I accomplished was hurting my big toe. Finally realized I had a gun in my pocket but the bastard had already departed for parts unknown.

I'll bait the live trap tomorrow and give him a swimming lesson. Time for bubble.

How did I miss this,to funny, Don't think you will get the ol,out there again..We get Coons & them Bastards are mean.. Get in the compost and make a mess..

 

[Keef]

So Umbra knows the job I did --The one passing the I strum ente and being an extra set of hands for the doctor--That would be me !--A new device U taught me what I needed to know to use it then before surgery and would be there during surgery in case there was a question !--A good Rep knows the tech can make or break your presentation !-- Good luck on the job hunt Cuz, no hurry on the CWO !--I will be practicing my germ technique before I touch them !--I think the seed starting stuff Rose uses will be here M or T next week !--I got a seed starting warming mat--I got a dome --I got lights and timers-- These will be important seed I want to give them every chance !--That paper U posted said it was excellent for pain relief !---I could use some of that !

 

[Rosebud]

OUCH Umbra! Did you feel the interview went well?

Ok, I was working out with my trainer. The PT asked me if i would come and talk to a reporter about what they do there at his office. I said sure. We talked for about 30 min then she asked if she could see what i do...So we go out to the gym part and this is the part you probably won't get if you're a guy.. I looked like hell, i had on two sizes too big of sweats, a stupid chirstmas shirt i wore as a joke, I had no make up on and she, the reporter says, can I get a picture? I say sure, this forearm right her is buffed.. Take a picture.... she laughs and says no really. I did it, i am mortified. I told her if she got more than one chin i would sue. MORTIFIED HERE. Afraid of when it comes out. Why did i say ok.:cry: oh jeez. Now you know.

 

[DirtyDiana]

I had a pet possum when I was a teenager. I got a good laugh out of that one Hippie.

 

[Keef]

Rose where might a curious Old Fart find this paper ?-- I would be amused !---Just remember what the Reagan taught us --Just Say No !

 

[Keef]

Another thing !--Rose that ain't nothing !--I saw a picture of Hippie at the post office !

 

[bozzo420]

my dad was an Alabama hillbilly ,but he build 3 houses and never had a mortgage on any of them. The third one is the house I'm living in. He might of been a hillbilly but he was a smart one. All the ones that lived through the depression were like that. A special breed. He taught me how to live within my means. We dug the footing ,well pit and septic field by hand. Loved that man.

 

[mrcane]

Hey Rose, Not to worry,that's not BAD... :rofl::rofl:
Bozzo Them Hillbillies had to be smart..

 

[Kraven]

Hi all, very stoned and enjoyed the three page read, y'all was busy yakin' today. Hope everyone is doing good. peace (I'm pretty stoned)

 

[Keef]

Evening Kraven !---Yo Bozzo dad worked for 5he railroad when I was young !--We build the home I was raised in from lumber reclaimed from a old railroad station uncles and dad tore down !--The floor joist are 8X8s even the roof framing was huge !-- I carried shingles up a ladder the last time I ever will at that house!-- Wasn't no hls to be seen but we had tools and raw material and some scary rolled out that shop sometimes !

 

[umbra]

OUCH Umbra! Did you feel the interview went well?

Ok, I was working out with my trainer. The PT asked me if i would come and talk to a reporter about what they do there at his office. I said sure. We talked for about 30 min then she asked if she could see what i do...So we go out to the gym part and this is the part you probably won't get if you're a guy.. I looked like hell, i had on two sizes too big of sweats, a stupid chirstmas shirt i wore as a joke, I had no make up on and she, the reporter says, can I get a picture? I say sure, this forearm right her is buffed.. Take a picture.... she laughs and says no really. I did it, i am mortified. I told her if she got more than one chin i would sue. MORTIFIED HERE. Afraid of when it comes out. Why did i say ok.:cry: oh jeez. Now you know.

It went amazingly well. It was a 5 hr interview. That is not to say that the job is mine. There are other candidates they have been interviewing besides myself, but they were talking to me about other roles I could fill for them. So to me, even if there is no offer, I did well and mostly I feel better about myself. I am feeling old and in the way, but while I may be used...I am not used up.
I got an email the other day from a place where I took some photo classes. I went to their site and there is a video of me from more than 10 years ago in a photo studio in NYC. I remember signing the release form, but never saw me in the video before. It wasn't that flattering for sure.

 

[Keef]

Umbra the movie star !-- Cuz I have days I feel old but all in all I'm not that wild adrenaline junkie I once was !--I like to think I've become better with age !--I had no problem with a good fight when I was younger but now days I would just shoot U and move along ! They bout to cure cancer then lots of things could happen !---Me and Rose gonna get the cure to aging and get our bodies back the way it was at it's prime! -- If I live to 150 or so I be growing some big weed ! Telling people what it was like to get old !

 

[Keef]

My first Tetra !--I'm so excited !

 

[Rosebud]

That is great Umbra. I bet you will hear from them again. 5 hours. That is the longest interview ever.wow Can't imagine doing that. Good for you.

Keef until we find the cure for aging you better be working on your tetradiploidextravaganza.