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[Rosebud]

Congrats YD! Save some to harvest.

 

[ness]

Good afternoon, OFC. Does anyone have a Detox recipe got to see the Dr. and sometime they give me a piss test, so, I was wondering if I get a few ideas about Detox. May, I pass one around:48:

 

[Rosebud]

I don't know about detoxing for a test, my friend uses fake pee. She buys it on line. I can ask her which one she uses if you want.

 

[ness]

Hi Rosebud, the nurse watches me.:headbang:

 

[ness]

I heard it take a month to go out (weed) of your system.

 

[ness]

I'm still coffee in one hand and a pipe in the other. Bad girl. I don't know what they would do to me if they fine drugs in my system.

 

[ness]

I am on Disability, SSI, Would they screw with that. I don't know. Think I'll smoke the :bong2::bump:it your way Rosebud.

 

[Kraven]

Sadly it can take up to 100 days to clear your system, it is a complex metabolic process where your being tested for the the metabolites and not the drug. The cut off is 50nl, you cant water your sample down too much because that changes the chemistry of your urine, it lowers the specific gravity and changes the BUN / Creatin Ratio so they know you just drank tons of water. Your best bet is to exercise regularly , drink plenty of fluids and the the day of the test don't drop your first sample, wait till about mid day when your system is concentrating on other metabolic things...good luck.

 

[Keef]

Plain and simple -- U have to cheat !-- They got great freeze dried urine online !--Wear a long skirt !-- There is only one situation where it is extremely difficult to beat the test !-- That is if your Doc is at a pain clinic or if U on pain med !-- They expect to see the drugs they give U and nothing less !-- A dirty drug screen and they cut off your narcotics --No stepping down !-- Only way to beat that is to have a supply of your own urine with only what they give U in it !-- U pack it everytime U go to the Dr.!---Cheated on 2 drug screens a year for 7 years before I got sloppy !

 

[WeedHopper]

Sitting in my Hotel Room in Hot Springs Arkansas. Love the scenery. Just smoked a bowl in the Bath Room by the vent. Lol

 

[mrcane]

Way to go Y.D. ....
All those years @ work, too many P-test. Never flunked one, never had to cheat.. Worked 6 months Yr. High the rest would clean out for a month never had a problem..
Now I high all the time..

 

[ness]

Thank you, Kraven and Keef. Have a good evening. I be :tokie: just one more night.

 

[yarddog]

Feels like your hiding from your parents again don't it weedhopper.

 

[Hippie420]

Nes, I can't see 'em cutting off your benefits because of weed. If that was the case, three quarters of Flint and half the state would lose out.
Disabled is disabled. Now, if it was a case like Keef's, the doc might pull your pain meds, but I doubt you need that poison anyhoo. Keef would tell ya that weed works better than the opiates do, and it isn't addicting.,

From 1967-1994 I smoked every day, sometimes all day. I quit when the pullet became aware of the world and didn't start back up 'til four years ago. Quit cold turkey. No withdrawals, no nothing. I have to laugh when I hear people that SHOULD know better say that pot is addicting. Physically, no. Psychologically, maybe to some. Psychologically, I'm addicted to cable TV, my truck, etc. If the cable goes out, I'm pissed. If the truck doesn't start, I'm pissed.

 

[Rosebud]

Nes, i hate to be a bearer of bad news but my neighbor wasn't clean after 35 days of being clean. They watch you pee? OH dear.. Tell her you can't go with her watching? Oh dear again.

 

[mrcane]

Never had any problem with stopping weed cold turkey.. Quit a s*** load of drugs, booze Ect. Worse thing was quitting tobacco!! Hell...

 

[Keef]

Quit smoking cigs but replaced it with a nicotine e-cig !-- Almost died from cold turkey withdrawals getting off morphine !-- Not smoking weed ?-- Only if I'm out !--

 

[yarddog]

Fixing to cook up a batch of chicken and rice. Fourth generation family recipe. You know its good!

Edit, third gen, not fourth. Added up on my fingers and must a got crossed up. Can't even count to three. Dang

 

[WeedHopper]

Feels like your hiding from your parents again don't it weedhopper.

How did you know,,,lol.

 

[mrcane]

420 What?

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