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[DirtyDiana]

Good morning ofc.

Having some coffee, thinking about going out to the shed,(it is dark out) and see if any of the c99 is dry enough to try a bit... It is cold and dark out there, i think i will wait.. only been a couple of days, but i was hoping a little tiny nug might be dry...
Ok, I am going out...thats what coats are for...

I hope all of you are reasonably well this morning.

Feel bad for you Rose. Don't even know if I own a coat. Got a hoodie in case it gets a little cool with the wind. Hate cold.

 

[umbra]

OMG you guys crack me up! Was that pope on a rope soap?

yes the Pope soap on a rope is dope

 

[DirtyDiana]

Didn't know you was a funny man too Umbra! And, Rose I would like to be a weed doctor. Where can I get my license? I think my vast experience with the stuff should count towards my degree. You have the prettiest plants I've ever seen, mine included. Great job. Umbra you have some lovely, sparkly buds; that garage will pay off & all that work will be worth it.

 

[Rosebud]

WH (mr rb) you can hang with us anytime. I mean it...would love to have a MP party!!!
Now i am trying to figure out your real name. robbob?

That is big praise DD. you haven't seen enough buds me thinks.

I want a pope soap on a rope!

Guess what, mr rb is really going to learn how to TRIM!!!! woo hoo. Class begins tomorrow.

 

[Keef]

Nice nap !-- Hey I tell a doctor about weed down here - They'll send me to rehab because I abuse an illegal substance or I go to jail !-- Weed store ?-- I never seen such a thing !-- Is that even a real thing?-- Hey DD where ya been ?-- Sounds like ya'll don't got weed stores either !-- I'm just glad to have weed !-- -- Because the spidermites set me back about 2 -3 weeks -- I'm gonna get some brickweed for caps !-- Won't be the first time but maybe the last !-- When prohibition ends and weed buys me a Cessna - I can be the taxi service for an O.F.C. blowout !-- Ya'll would fly with wouldn't U ?

 

[Rosebud]

I don't know keef, would you be the pilot?

 

[Hippie420]

Spotted Green Santa heading for Texass with an added treat for DD....

 

[Sweetmansticky]

I'd fly but only if it was a smoking flight and no tsa

 

[Keef]

The US Army in all it 's wisdom allowed me to spend a year at Ft. Rucker Ala. learning to fly a helicopter !- Never flew fixed wing but they say if U can fly a helicopter U can fly anything !-- There is no greater thrill !- Amusement parks got nothing for me !- I''m flying along at about a thousand feet and the instructor turns off the engine-- U bout to land or die !-- in an autorotation U have to fall and use the fall to keep the blades spinning so U can slow down and land safely !- Falling like a rock !-- Be wrong and U be dead !-- Flying something that will coast some would be nice !- They do that to U till it's second nature !- Then one day they say if U gonna fly like this U flying by yourself !-- Call the tower and request your Solo- flight !-- OMG !-- I just knew I was gonna die !-- Then U learn to fly - nap of the earth !-- 100 miles an hour below tree top level !-- I have to fly again one day !

 

[Keef]

I had a little over a month let when they found out I was an Outlaw !-- They wanted a name and my career could continue-- I wouldn't give them that name so they ALLOWED me to resign and return to the O.R.!-- The name they wanted was mine !

 

[Kraven]

Wow what a day, medicating wife every 6 for the pink eye, she cant do drops, i'm a nurse...it works, so doctor her and then hit mine. Call MD's office twice today asked once for a Rx then nothing for 3 hours so i called back to check on whats going on and see if she was just going to see me today....nope booked up till the 5th of oct....soo wait another 4 hours and office closed with no call back from nurse and no appt. sorta pissed atm. There is plenty medicine for us both, but still...just blow off by the doc....I'm a nurse, you just don't do that......anyway smoking out and gonna go see the hippy in the morning.

 

[yarddog]

Sorry kraven. My wife gets blown off by doctor offices all the time. Last week she waited an hour past her appointment time. Turns out no one had checked the sign in sheet and the doc had left for the day.
Never had pink eye. Doesn't sound or look very fun.

 

[Keef]

I worked nose to nose with surgeons for 20 years !-- I got no respect for doctors !- it's all about getting paid to them --hidden by false concern for tbier patients !--

 

[Keef]

Hey anyone who hasn't seen Reefer Madness the musical really needs to see it !--

 

[Sweetmansticky]

Has any one seen the 41st shade?

 

[mrcane]

Evening All.....Bought the Wife new storm door and installed it I'm Beet!:48:
Only thing wrong with my reg. doc. He is never in town..

 

[Rosebud]

Sweetman, no I haven't seen it. Do you recommend it? I think i will go check it out.

Mrcane,no wonder you are tired. Door are hard to install around here.

I worked in a doctors office for 20 years. Yarddog if that happened at our office heads would roll. That never happened. geesh..That is horrible. I would have been ticked. We have a doctor in town that if your appointment is at 3, you get out at 7.. seriously. He was worth waiting for..the guy was on island time.

 

[Keef]

I need to replace the garage door opener - gear on motor that opens it broke off the shaft !-- need to install hard wood floors !- ripped up the carpet !- carpet and sand - not good !- need to paint inside and out !-- I've been lazy this year !- mostly just growing weed !--

 

[WeedHopper]

Congratulations Umbra !-- Hey they got these little 1/8 inch black irrigation tubing with couplers , tees and stuff !-- U can run a line to each box like drip irrigation ! My R/O system makes a gallon every 15 minutes !-- it takes 10 gallons for each of my boxes !-- I need to use a pump to move nute solution !-- I usually fill them and slide them into place or slide them out to empty them !-- I just hate hauling water !-- When we we get closer to the end of prohibition -- I'll be doing what Umbra doing !-- U using a soiless medium Cuz ?--how many square feet U using per plant !-- U know I'm gonna have questions !

WH (mr rb) you can hang with us anytime. I mean it...would love to have a MP party!!!
Now i am trying to figure out your real name. robbob?

That is big praise DD. you haven't seen enough buds me thinks.

I want a pope soap on a rope!

Guess what, mr rb is really going to learn how to TRIM!!!! woo hoo. Class begins tomorrow.

I will never tell. Besides you would never guess my last name. But I am Mr RB to my kids friends. Lol

 

[Rosebud]

That is so funny. I think you robbob...being from the south and all.