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[Kraven]

Nice Keef.....Stone well I am too.

 

[mrcane]

Evening, Man you guys all lit up and I'm Just loading up.....

 

[Keef]

Hey Cane !-- was telling Kraven something but who knows what it was !-- It was probably about weed though !-- Weed got electrolytes U know ?

 

[mrcane]

Well I need lots of Electrolytes, So I'm loading up.....

 

[yarddog]

Morning all. Light rain with a touch of distant lightning this morning. Nice and cool

 

[giggy]

Morning getting ready to go see dad. He is hanging in there. They we here trying to wake but he wasn't responding. Late last night they call ed d mom and told her he was responding a bit and we hope even more as hen we get there. When you talked to him he would look at you then he would shak his head like he was trying to clear his thoughts. So here's to hoping. Yall have a great day. Peace

 

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !-- Best Wishes Giggy !-- Hey !-- U ever wake up in the morning and U still high ?-- I be solving problems and stuff too !-- Lighter's empty !-- pipe's full -- Houston !- We have a problem !-- found a box of kitchen matches !-- lost my coffee cup !-- washed some Cannacaps down with some Pepsi -- struck a match --took a big toke -- forgot it was elephant !-- U don't take a big toke of elephant -- I held it for awhile cause I ain't no sissy !-- then the elephant roared !-- when I recovered from my deep coughing excercise I remembered where my coffee cup was !- made another cup and sat down !- I ain't lighting that pipe again for awhile -- it's dangerous !

 

[Rosebud]

Good morning....Keef, you need to be a reality show. I don't watch reality shows, but i would watch yours.

Took a half a plant yesterday. Smells like pineapple. can't wait to try her out. She is a C99 cross. Smaller buds but they were ready.

Kraven you rock the grows over and over...

Giggy, good luck, when are you leaving?

Yarddog, sounds very nice there this morning. 52 degrees here in the desert this morning. Gotta love that.. refreshing.

 

[Keef]

Hey Rose !-- Ruh-Roo !- I think I'm high again ?/still high ?-- that's deep !-- Temp here is gonna be bout 90 - Red Tide is in full bloom !-- U go outside it's like standing outside the door to a tear gas chamber it hits U in waves !- tears - snoot - coughing !-- it's bad ! So I stay inside today !-- unless that man wants to whine about me moving the fence -- then I'm gonna keep him outside talking until he can't take it anymore !-- I bet I can take it longer than he can !-- Sounds fun!- We got a plan !

 

[mrcane]

Good Morning O.F.C. Clear & cool here 37 Degrees Looks like fall is upon us..
Wow Keef that red tide sounds bad this year, Are the fish belly up?
Rose; Took Half a plant? the more I watch my plants the sides of the plant seem to be done more than the top, The top buds still have that green look to em. Did not realize that you could harvest in increments.
Giggy Peace be with you bro..

 

[Hippie420]

Morning, OFC.

Cuz, I need a favor. Could you look up a little piss drinking Hindu telemarketer from Texas for me and punch him in the snot locker? The little bastard calls me at least once a week, trying to sell me Viagra or Cialis. I've told him no a dozen times. I've told him to bring his kid sister over and I'd prove I don't need the stuff, which was kinda stupid. If'n I had to chase the flies off of it, I doubt I could do the deed, but I doubt if a pecker pill would help in that case.

Death to all telemarketers!

 

[Keef]

Hey Cane I see U down there !-- Rose - Reality Show ?-- The O.F.C. be like a new age Reality Show !-- And U slap in the middle of it ! I hate to be the one to break it to U but your new nickname is "Duct Tape Rose "-- Now that's funny !-- We do whatever it takes to try to save a plant ! --What ever happened to that plant anyway?--- Lots of peeps in the prohibition states don't dare come out the closet about weed !-- So some keep up with us from the shadows -- Once I signed on at an odd hour and there was me and 11 guest !--As we get closer to the end of prohibition this thing gonna blossom !-- They gonna want to know how to grow weed and we gonna teach them ! The Shadow people need to come on down to the party !--

 

[Keef]

Hippy - I got no words ! I'm laughing my fingers off !

 

[Keef]

Hippy - miles of dead fish on the beaches and bay !- Outside U get a whiff of decay then the burn of the Red tide !-- Not the place to be today !-- But Hell -I fought Katrina to a standstill -- this ain't nothing !--

 

[bozzo420]

I cut 2 half way down a couple of days ago. Let them little buds that had little sun before to grow some more. second harvest out of nothing buds .
September a bad month. My brother-in-law found dead this morning. 62

 

[Keef]

Bozzo that sucks about your brother in law - Sorry !- September has been bad hasn't it ?-- Yo Hippy I was thinking maybe U should get some of that viagra !-- When U working on the van or something U could hang a tool bag on it or something !-- Go to the garden -- just hang the basket and harvest with both hands !

 

[mrcane]

YO Bozo Sorry about your Bro in law..62 to young.
Keef brought some viagra home one time, the wife says don't even think about it!!

 

[umbra]

Good Morning OFC. Hippie you are up there with Keef, just straight up crazy. I just use a police whistle in there ear, have not had a 2nd telemarketer call again. Giggy, I hope it gets better. Bozzo, sorry about your brother in law.

 

[Rosebud]

OMG Bozzo, That is horrible. I am so sorry. My gosh.

I hate telemarketers... Just any ole whistle will do Umbra or does it have to be a police whistle.

Duck tape mr rb.... that would be him. Heck yes that plant is fine. He duct taped all of them.

Umbra how goes the rippers?

 

[Keef]

Hey it works don't it Rose ?-- I got got this telemarketing thing down !-- I never answer my phone !-- If U really want an answer -- text me -send me an e-mail or call my wife -she might answer !-- I don't even listen to phone messages !-- The mortage power and water bills are paid --Leave me alone !-- If I need something I'll call U !-- One of the perks of being brain damaged !-- Don't give a flock works for me !