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[Keef]

Yup!- I believe it be illegal !- All these thing that may be illegal-- snagging - telephoning - shooting duck while they still on the water - these are things that would keep U alive in a short or long term disaster ! I don't go out and do these things anymore !- but as long as I remember how to do these things there's no reason for me to ever go hungry !

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah,,i dont do those myself. I use Trot Lines and My Reels. Me,, i just love to fish,,period.

 

[Keef]

Hopper I been getting the fever myself !- saw a guy battling (hanging on for dear life) a big redfish in a kayak the other day !- Looked like he had a motor on that thing !- Last I saw he disappeared into the distance screaming !- Came home and installed a PVC pole holder in my kayak !- I'll be out there after a big red in my kayak soon-- Hope that guys figured out that the water is only knee deep most places !- After U set the hook U got to come out that kayak first shallow spot U find ! I got to have me some of that !

 

[Hippie420]

Taking my Wifey out for Dinner today,,her BD is Monday,,she be 63. My bestest friend. Married to her 30 yrs in May.

Not sure how She put up with my Crap for so long.

Going over for a pizza party to celebrate my mother's and wife's birthday. Both were born on the 24th of April. I've got my 40th anniversary coming up in May. Looks like we're both married to a Tarsus and got shanghaied in May!

 

[Hippie420]

Morning OFC. Been trying to get on site since 6:30. All I got was a page saying "this page can`t be displayed". Anyone else have trouble ?

Yoop, sometimes I get that and not necessarily just on this site. Just shut down your computer and fire it back up. Works for me!

 

[Keef]

On my birthday my wife informed me that I need to get back in shape and I would not hurt as much - She has decided that I'm learning to kite board this summer !- if U don't know - it's like skiing behind a big kite !-- Any bets on which bone breaks first !- I pick something to do with the face !- seems like it's always the face !- it's gonna take an epic buzz to do this !- This gonna hurt ain't it ?

 

[umbra]

Morning OFC. More wake than bake. Just too much to do.

 

[Keef]

Morning Umbra sorry U can't hang around - I 'm on a roll !- think them caps have kicked in ! Wonder if I can pack a pistol on one of them kite boards ?- I will shoot a shark !!- already proved it !

 

[Hippie420]

Keef, get yourself one of those helmets like the short bus kids wear.

 

[WeedHopper]

Going over for a pizza party to celebrate my mother's and wife's birthday. Both were born on the 24th of April. I've got my 40th anniversary coming up in May. Looks like we're both married to a Tarsus and got shanghaied in May!

I know right. SHANHAIED. LOL

 

[WeedHopper]

Hopper I been getting the fever myself !- saw a guy battling (hanging on for dear life) a big redfish in a kayak the other day !- Looked like he had a motor on that thing !- Last I saw he disappeared into the distance screaming !- Came home and installed a PVC pole holder in my kayak !- I'll be out there after a big red in my kayak soon-- Hope that guys figured out that the water is only knee deep most places !- After U set the hook U got to come out that kayak first shallow spot U find ! I got to have me some of that !

Reminds me of when i lived in Florida. LOVED catching Reds and Snook.

 

[Rosebud]

WH, tell you wife happy birthday from me. I am glad you are married to your best friend. That is awesome. I feel that way too. Hippie, you too and congrats on 40 years. that is big.

Keef, what are we gonna do... we just got to keep going. I over shopped and am not used to shopping.. it killed me. Ate so much magnesium last night....it might be scary. It must be horrible when it is your head and face... so sorry... glad you got caps baby!

Umbra, don't work too hard.

 

[Beemer]

Good morning all you old farts. Sunny and warm here and it's my wife's birthday so we are heading to Seattle to pick up our son and his sweetie to go and have a nice picnic. Hippie make sure and wish your sweeties happy birthday from us plus congrats on 40 years. We hit 41 this last January. Hope everyone has a great day.

 

[umbra]

Rose, I am not a workaholic, lol. Although sometimes I wonder. I'm just trying to stay busy so I don't think about everything else going on in my life. I am bothered by not being able to do much about my nephew. Just to hug my sister would help. Her other son died having a seizure while snorkeling in Key West, while on vacation. Work is not what I would like it to be. The people I am working with believe that meanness is a strength. And that is a measure of a man. I do not buy into any of it, corporate rhetoric with a slice of nasty. The Koch Brothers would be proud.

 

[Keef]

Birthdays and annivereries !- Best wishes to all !- got an anniversery coming up on 5 May ! Can't remember if it was '89 or '90 !- better find out soon !-- I might better get me one of them short buss helments Hippie mentioned ! Had my nose broken about 3-4 times before my fall ! Got beat like a redheaded stepchild in front of about 300 people in a tournament once - it was like fighting a fan - everytime I openned my eyes there was a foot or fist hitting my face ! He broke my nose !- Tried to drive the steering wheel into the floor with my face in a wreck ! Broke my nose and orbital fracture ! At least when they rebuilt my face they straightened it out cause it was broke too ! Got a straight nose again ! For now !-

 

[Keef]

There was once an a** hole surgeon I was forced to work with everytime he showed up !- Mean man got his jollies making nurses cry !-- He had this jacked up truck that was the love of his life ! I was devestated when I learned that someone had put dish soap and sugar in his gas tank ! Poor guy !- Moral of the story is don't "F" with people cause some will "F" U up ! -- Never saw that prize truck again!

 

[umbra]

Keef, the VP of a major corporation kick a steel door into my face on purpose. Knocked me out and when I woke up, I had a broken nose, a crushed cheek bone, and a herniated disc. I sued the corp, and the VP personally. The VP had a 75' Berger yacht, and he had to sell it to pay the lawyers fees and then pay me. Too bad. That was 20 years ago. It paid for my ex wife's bi polar credit card rage when I left her. She ran all the cc up to the max, and then got out of paying any of it...cause she's crazy is what the judge said. Sometimes life just sux

 

[Keef]

Oh !- I 'd have to get me some of that !- Ski mask -- No talking - I'm partial to a shortly baseball bat ! In the dark so I don't have to hurry !- And still sue his a** !- Got to have a perfect alibi ! No one can know !

 

[Keef]

Umbra my ex passed away 5-6 year's ago - that woman could look at a credit card and max it out ! Cancer got her !-- I had promised to out live her and pee on her grave -- Now that I'll never have to deal with her again the hate is gone ! Don't know where she buried and don't care ! Swore to never marry again !- Never knew what it was like to be loved !-- Life is good - the sadness gone !- Now it's time for U to quit messing around and make plans about how U can make a living growing weed !- It 's what U want ! Be Happy !

 

[Keef]

Weed 3 tonight on CNN - don't miss it there will be a quiz !