Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Hippie420]

Mornin', Old Farts! 48 lovely degrees here this morning. I'd love to shove that global warming crap right up Al Gore's kiester! Fired up the boiler this morning. To hell with this cold crap! Supposed to get down to 34 tonight/tomorrow morning, so I'm lookin' for some tarps to cover the outside girls up with just incase they fudged a couple 'o degrees.

Nice looking gals there, Glo. You guys must not get the fly-overs like we do up here. I see you've got 'em tucked in by some pines. Is that for stealth or is that just were you can plant 'em?

Got to cop an early buzz. The neighbor (great dude) turns 80 today, and I've been invited down for a little party. Wish he was a stoner; I'd bring him a nice little treat. He's not, so I bought him a pocket sized Buck knife. Any man, no matter what the age, should have a good quality pocket knife!

Got pulled over by a State Trooper once. He checked me out and said, "You're carrying a gun AND a knife?"

I said, "You ever try to split a sandwich at work or clean out your fingernails with a 9mm?"

 

[giggy]

keef i started out with this.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PLT0GljPA[/ame]

and as my buzz turned i was watching some stupid videos like this.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA[/ame]

 

[Keef]

Giggy I couldn't get the vids to run -- in this weather I'm lucky to have any service -- Now, what was I doing ?? Am I the only one that happens to ?-- Oh Yeah !!-- I got lit up like a Christmas tree and got lost in the jungle room !!- had to play musical chairs with the girls to free up a box-- that's what I love about my aero boxes -- any question about root growth U just pull the basket out and look ! Somebody not getting enough like move it !!-- Question !!-- trying to get my Widow to finish in 60 days or less !!--got some A.K. seed do I cross a male widow on a female A.K. or a male A.K. on a female widow ??

 

[Keef]

I wanted to tell U guys about when I was scouting for a new home for the Old Farts Club-- there's a site I won't say their name but it was "Plantery" or something like that !-- Anyway , I introduced myself just like I did here and told them very briefly about looking for a new home -- I was instantly BANNED for 999999999999999999999 days-- ain't that a hoot !!-- Sure didn't want to trade one set of Nazis for another !--

 

[Hippie420]

You suppose Cannafart might have had something to do with it?

I miss a few of the folks over there, but it's getting less and less as they're all heading over here! MUCH nicer home. It's nice being around mods and admins that can take a joke and not get badge heavy. A sweeter bunch you'll not find!

I will say one thing for the mods; If you come on here trolling for trouble, you'll get a warning and ample time to adjust your attitude. If you don't, bye bye. It's the way it should be everywhere.

 

[Keef]

Don't know what triggered them to do that ! About the Old Farts Club -- it might have began with a group of Orphans but if U an Old Fart that grows weed -- U are already an Old Fart U just haven''t found home yet !! When U do we'll be here waiting to welcome U !!-- like Hippie said M.P. has been like a dream come true !-- sometimes we do get lit and say things maybe we shouldn't but we're Old and stoned most of the time -- for one I'm glad the mods got that covered cause I can get stupid sometimes !! We gonna blow this place up !!-- At one time we had a large following of people who watched from the shadows but wouldn't post out of fear of exposure !! We are all old warriors from a war we never expected to end !! One day I too will be able to enjoy grow and smoke without fear of the handcuffs and the greybar hotel !!-- I want people to know and remember -- even under that threat I was still in the trenches growing the best I can !! The war is over -- We won -- U lost !!- Leave us alone!!-

 

[Keef]

Sorry -- Ya'll know know how I be !-- I have a suggestion !!-- I think we should make the mods honorary old Farts no matter what their age and insist they participate in the conversation -- That way we could get to know them !-- Then perhaps when someone makes a joke -- asking if anyone wants to split a $10,000 pack of seed -- they won't get BANNED for life for trying to " hook-up" with other members !!--

 

[yooper420]

Sorry -- Ya'll know know how I be !-- I have a suggestion !!-- I think we should make the mods honorary old Farts no matter what their age and insist they participate in the conversation -- That way we could get to know them !-- Then perhaps when someone makes a joke -- asking if anyone wants to split a $10,000 pack of seed -- they won't get BANNED for life for trying to " hook-up" with other members !!--

keef,
Second that suggestion. Honorary Old Farts they are !!!!! $10,000 pack of seeds.....I`ll take a dozen. Yeah, right, like that`s ever gonna happen.

 

[giggy]

WAKE AND BAKE everyone, i know your not sleeping, cause we forgot how to sleep. bowl packed and take a hit - check. coffee on to brew - check. wake everybody up - well as yall show up. peace

 

[bozzo420]

good morning all. you have to remember what us old farts think is funny ,my not be so funny to some. We have a warped sense of humor sometimes. We have for the most part learned not to be rude. But sometimes we stumble telling jokes.:vap_bong__emoticon::

 

[yooper420]

Good morning Curmudgeonlanders,
Guess I`m late to wake and bake this morning, but better late then never. Slept in, I guess you call it. Went to bed at 5:15, wide awake at 8:15. Weather been rainy, cool, and not outdoor working weather. Wanna transplant more trees. Try to do some every year. Over 100 transplanted and living for at least 2 years now. Been here 10 1/2 years, some of my first ones (12"-18") are now 7'-8' tall. Mostly spruces, pines and a few oaks. Peace.

 

[MR1]

Yooper, do you have any experience with cedar trees? I want to take some cuts from my cedar trees out front and transplant them in the back yard next year.

 

[Keef]

Whasup!!-- what we smoking dis mornin'?? If it wasn't raining I'd go climb the dunes -- get lit up and see if I can get down without getting hurt !!-- Ain't feeling no pain today !! Had a couple Cannacaps and fired up L.A. Silver !!-- it's nice !! Think the Caps just kicked in too !!-- Hey I got a question about that old place that's had me wondering for awhile !-- when I was EXCUSED I slipped in the back to watch from the shadows -- who went into that mods profile and changed his favorite variety to DITCHWEED ?? That was FUNNY !!- Ya'lls a wild bunch !!-- Was it U BOZZO who posted -- F.T.R.C. ? I fell out when I saw that !!

 

[Hippie420]

Holy crap! There's a great, glowing ball in the sky! It hurts my eyes to look at it! Is it an alien invasion?

 

[bozzo420]

I got 18000 lady bugs the first of Aug. and I was going to finish them off today. But there was to many left. So I dumped lots , and will let the rest go tomorrow. I have released a hand full every day.

this is the unknown purple. any Ideas on the strain? deep purple deep into the bud and cures up a light burgundy .

these 4 were put out the first day of Aug. I can't believe how they stretched.

notice the one in center. It's Critical Kush ,someone has a thread questioning weather it is a indica . Sure looks like sativa leaves to me. but some good smoke none the less.

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[yooper420]

Yooper, do you have any experience with cedar trees? I want to take some cuts from my cedar trees out front and transplant them in the back yard next year.

I transplant whole small trees. Have to fence `em off to keep the deer from munchin` on `em though. Put 15 - 18 cedars close to my feeder, the deer ate `em for desert. Only 3 left with fences around `em.

 

[MR1]

Thanks Yooper, yes I will have to watch out for deer, they ate all the tops off my tomatoes this year. I am going to try and clone my cedars out front, i have no small ones to transplant.

 

[Hippie420]

Bozzo, those sure do look like sativa leaves to me, too!

 

[Keef]

I wonder if cedar or spruce would root in an aerocloner !! Everything else seems to have not problem -- Herbs and stuff - no problem !!-- I've never cloned anything with a woody stem !!-- Bet it would work !! Mane Ole Keef gonna have a decent harvest this month -- nugs are firming up and smell is like god's perfume ! Maybe one day one of U guys will give aeropoonics a shot !!-- If anyone ever wants to give it a try -- I'll teach U everything I know and I OWN AERO UNDER LEDs !! Never over water -- never under water -- never have any bugs -- never over fertilize -- never under fertilize -- no exposed water ! No real maintenance once it's up and running !!-- it doesn't have to be a SOG aero makes a great Mother keeper ! $10 box - $20 pump-- cheap aquarium pump and 2 cheap timers ! My first box was a 24 spot cloned -- after seeing how it worked I began to build my big boxes -- My clones spend a month rooting in Grow then 2 months in Bloom ! Boo-Ya !! Takes almost a year to get a SOG rotation going from seed but worth every minute !

 

[Keef]

Widow gonna have company -- got some A.K. 49 seed germinating -- dispute the praise I give aero--I still have to start seed in dirt !! When they unfold their 6-8 set of leaves I cut the top off and stick it in the cloner then wash the roots off and put the bottom half in the cloner too!! -- I own it then !! From seed -- I'll take one of the clones when it is 6-8 inches tall and move it to bloom and sex the plant !! If it is a girl -- I'll start cloning the Hell out of the clones still in Grow !! Anyone got a better idea on how I can germ seed in my cloner ??