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Cowgirls my ***
You mean cows,,you sick bastage.....all ofem stump broke. :48:
 
- Pic showed up on the ag. teachers desk and I was told I had some 'splaining to do !--


A Polaroid no doubt........ do you smile for a picture while sitting on a cow or do you do a serious look keef?

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The cow is like,,,"get this sick basterd off me" help,,help. Mooooo moooo
 
I got the worse *** whoopin' of my life when I was 6 for feeding the rest of my happy meal cheese burger to the cows in the peanut field....my dad came unglued......
 
He was a big baby !-- I had a halter rope and a cane we went the same way every day he knew where to go !-- Yep !-- Polaroid ! -- That girl shouldn't have been out there but she showed up and I didn't want to be rude !-- Then she got to start showing off the pic !-- What U gonna say ? -- There I am posed up there with the little cutie !-- She had a boy friend !-- I had a girl friend !-- It didn't go well !-- Getting caught riding ole Rebel was the least of the problems that pic caused me !
 
Well, the fudge is way too strong, it put me down for 4 hours......man i love the holidays ;)
 
He was a big baby !-- I had a halter rope and a cane we went the same way every day he knew where to go !-- Yep !-- Polaroid ! -- That girl shouldn't have been out there but she showed up and I didn't want to be rude !-- Then she got to start showing off the pic !-- What U gonna say ? -- There I am posed up there with the little cutie !-- She had a boy friend !-- I had a girl friend !-- It didn't go well !-- Getting caught riding ole Rebel was the least of the problems that pic caused me !


He was smiling and riding a cow with his girlfriend........ nothing strange about that in the south.......
 
I thought that was how we all use to go to the Drive Inn Movies. Yehaaaaaaa
Course,,cant hide nobody in the trunk. Lol
 
Kraven -- I with your dad !-- U a sick bastid !- That's just wrong !-- Give me a brownie !
 
I was a Prima Donna in high school I most blew it off and did what I wanted most of the time !-- The school counselors were in the fire dept. and paid for my scuba lessons !-- I dove the black water and brought back the dead for them !-- They even gave me a little red light and siren and told me get there quick as I could !-- Get there quick I could !-- With immunity ! --
 
Kraven,,,dont listen to Brother Keef,,,he crazy,,,and his cow backs up all the time. :rofl:

Wait,,Kraven fed cow to a cow. Whoops
 
Stand on it son !-- Make it scream !-- Make telephone poles look like a picket fence! -- Me and ole Maybelline !
 
No way in hell G ! -- That bony a** milk cow do some permanent damage to your underside !
 
Been watching Steve Miller Band filmed live !-- Been high and watching good concerts all day !-- I am no good !-- We'll I did do some weed eating !
 
Keef wasnt gonna ride the milk cow G,,,,,,,,she way too pretty. Lol
 
Hey folks. Sorry I ain't checked in lately. Been working my but off trying to get my roof on before the big snows come. I spent yesterday banding the inside-outside of the posts I sat in the ground last week. I've come to the conclusion I'm no longer capable of balancing on trusses 16 ft off the ground. I'v hired a couple of guys to set the trusses for me. My balance is just to poor to climb like that. a Mans got to know his limitations. Oh well, at least the garden is coming along.
 
Wisdom is knowing your limitations Nick !-- I don't climb much anymore either !-- I have a constant reminder of what one misstep can do !-- Be safe !
Hey would anyone know what kind of vehicle I drove the hell out of in the army in the early 70's? -- We called it a jeep but who made it ? -- Loved those things !--
 
U know I just barely graduated high school and people like me didn't go to college if I would have had the grades !-- There was a war and this thing they called the draft !-- I knew my future and school didn't matter !
10 years later I went back to college my way !- Nights , Weekends and I got credit for about 2 years of college !-- I tested out of college level A&P and Microbiology on a Saturday !-- Half a year of college !-- So when it comes to my genetic doubling work I am not qualified !-- Hasn't ever stopped me before !--
 
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