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[yarddog]

I rock harbor freight tools all day long beside peeps with tools that cost more than 10x more than mine and they do just fine. My $2 sockets last as long as the $35 ones do.
My chow is sick. He didn't get up for supper the past two nights. It has been wet and cold so that could be some of it, he just chills in the warm doghouse. His breath is shallower than normal. I am glad I didnt kill him when he turned on me, he was almost to the end of the road anyway. For all I know he might hurt and that could be why he snapped. When he tells me, we will have to take the walk.
Well, lets get this rainy day started.

 

[giggy]

morning ofc. dog that is one thing i could never do, i always have to take them to the vet. to me they equal to my best friend, i guess you could say i'm a ol softy. i start therapy today and it's not gonna be good, as i can hardly move my arm this morning. hope everybody has a great day. peace

 

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !--
Giggy --P.T. -Doesn't stand for physical therapy !-- -It stands for Pain and Torture !-- If the shoulder won't work don't hurt it worse !-- They gonna be evaluating what U can and can't do !-- Don't be a hero !
I think we might get some of that snow stuff it's freezing outside !-- Must be 50 degrees !
I need my pipe !-- I'm taking a smoke day !

 

[Keef]

I got a gopher working my back yard !-- The dogs protecting the gopher !-- I take the pellet rifle outside they come too !-- So if I can't shot him ? -- Time for plan B ?-- I got a hundred feet of speaker wire --an electric match and some smokeless powder !-- I think we can make something happen !-- Most problems can be solved with the proper application of explosives !

 

[Grower13]

I got a gopher working my back yard !-- The dogs protecting the gopher !-- I take the pellet rifle outside they come too !-- So if I can't shot him ? -- Time for plan B ?-- I got a hundred feet of speaker wire --an electric match and some smokeless powder !-- I think we can make something happen !-- Most problems can be solved with the proper application of explosives !

caddie shack....... bill murray plan....... bite his head off keef

 

[mrcane]

Morning O.F.C.....first snow of the season at the house.......:48:......

 

[Keef]

Morning G13 !-- I see the similarities but I hate me a gopher almost as much as I hate a hermie !-- If I had real dogs they would at least try to dig him out !-- My dogs don't dig cause the don't like to get dirty !--
I've took out about 3-4 with that pellet rifle over the years but the gopher won't stick his head up with the dogs around !-- Time to bust out and get a gopher trap !-- Too many houses around and I have been especially banned from blowing stuff up after that last incident !-- I don't want to talk about it ! -- It was magnificent !-- One of those things U just can't talk about !--

 

[mrcane]

So keef, here in Wa.it is illegal to trap moles?? How you think someone thought that one up??:confused2:

 

[Keef]

The law got nothing to do with this !-- This is personal !-- I have every intention of assassinating the bastid !-- I just haven't decided how yet !
This gonna stop !

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[Keef]

I got an empty 12 gauge shell -- I was thinking --fill it up with smokeless powder slide in an electric match
( an electric match is what rocket hobbyist use to remotely fire thier rocket motors) -- duct tape the hell out of it -- Put in that gopher hole and run the wires back to the house to a switch or a horn button I got both !-- When I see him working I push the button and set it off !-- Little bitty underground explosion !-- Unlike that other time !

 

[WeedHopper]

I can just picture Keef in Camo with his face painted and a Bow and arrow,,hiding in a tree by the Gopher.DD looking out the window watching him, ,saying "freaking dumb-***",,,as she drinks another glass of Wine. :rofl:

 

[Grower13]

I got an empty 12 gauge shell -- I was thinking --fill it up with smokeless powder slide in an electric match
( an electric match is what rocket hobbyist use to remotely fire thier rocket motors) -- duct tape the hell out of it -- Put in that gopher hole and run the wires back to the house to a switch or a horn button I got both !-- When I see him working I push the button and set it off !-- Little bitty underground explosion !-- Unlike that other time !

knock the primer out of the 12 gauge shell and it's a one hitter......... here you go...... go get him keef. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8L7hyIWVE[/ame]

 

[Keef]

I got one them in the grow room !--

I better just get me a trap !-- I've seen this pattern of behavior before! -- I'm gonna try to do what normal people would do cause I'm beginning to learn that "What Would Keef Do ?" is not always the right answer to solving a problem! -
I need to put this pipe down a minute and go see if the pharm lives !-- If U don't take care of the pharm U can run out of weed and that is just not acceptable !--

 

[Kraven]

Y'all talk alot
two more days and I see the doc......

 

[mrcane]

I can just picture Keef in Camo with his face painted and a Bow and arrow,,hiding in a tree by the Gopher.DD looking out the window watching him, ,saying "freaking dumbasss",,,as she drinks another glass of Wine. :rofl:

:rofl:

 

[mrcane]

Just love growing things .....

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[N.E.wguy]

anyone have a link to PJs GH ratios or know them off hand for his coco

 

[Keef]

Kraven lives !--

Say what U want !-- D.D. the best get away driver I ever had !

Cane -- Dehydrated Water ? -- Good stuff !

Wish I was a better pharmer! --

Think I got a plan !-- We moving to that spare bedroom and I'm setting bloom up back there !-- I been looking around and I think I got what I need to shuffle some stuff around and have a 4 box bloom !--Start getting set up more permanently !-- Just those cords and hoses up off the floor and organized! -- I got a few more things to figure out before I jump on it but it about to happen !-- Been a long time coming !

 

[N.E.wguy]

i want to grow some spider plants

 

[WeedHopper]

What the heck is Dehydrated water? Im going to have to google that. Spider plants are good plants to have in your house. They help with toxins and cleaning your air.