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wow, no hesitation in that answer!

pulls chin-hair... hummmmm


Hippie, that pipe blows everything I've seen today outa' the water!
that thing is .... it's priceless.

umbra, sorry for your losses. I know In my youth I destroyed more than I have left to cherish of personal items from my parents' youth. I'm (were) sorry.

Keef, gotta scrape the paint off the can before ya burn that (pin hole punched) "screen" section of the can-pipe LOL

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this silly LITTLE bubbler actually hits... fairly smooth
 
Night Shade from Barneys Farm -- I'll check it out !-- Thanks for thé 411 Joe ! Goodnight all !
 
Gonna send thé Gloman an e-mail tommorrow and check on him !-- Man gets thé hep-c cure and is virus free -- wonder What hé's catching up on ?-- ready to see if hé put those CFLs I sent to him to good use !
 
Face is swelling so it looks like I'm in for a long night !-- Guys I'm hoping my cousin will be stopping by as a visitor today !-- Do me a favor and be on your worst behavior !-- Hé's one of us - Hé just don't know it get !
 
giggy,
Good morning ya old fart. And good morning to the rest of the OFC. Done waked and baked by myself, couple hours ago. Went to bed early, 2am, hoping to get a little more sleep. No, didn`t work, woke up, wide awake at 5:30am. Nothing against another wake and bake with ya though. Sounds good to me. Wife just got up and made some fresh coffee, so I`m ready. Later. Peace.
 
good morning . Way back I would make aluminum foil pipes. wrap them around a broom stick to form the tube and shape a bowl and make a screen by poking holes in more foil. I called it a broom stick pipe . works great in a hurry.
 
Morning OFC. Fog is so thick, I can't see across the street. It's been warm during the day and cold at night, so the difference in temp creates all the fog. Glad I just cut the grass yesterday. We had great glass blowers in NJ. Wheaton Village has a great glass blower program. There is a movie on Netflix about making really sick glass pipes. Degenerate Art.
 
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Morning, kids! Been chatting with Miss Lisa. She said the cure had Glo down a bit, but his computer also took a dump on him, so maybe that's why he hasn't been around.

Yoop, guess I got enough sleep for the both of us. Went out around 04:00 and woke up at 10:00. Six hours! Woke up feeling drugged! Back's been giving me hell for the last week, so the extra nod time was pure bliss. Feels good enough to be able to hold down a bar stool for a couple hours this afternoon.

That old weed burner I posted a pic of is an exact duplicate of one that was taken from me by a State Storm Trooper back in '71 after a lengthy traffic stop. Soon as the bastard cut me loose I headed for Touch Boutique and bought three pipes, tore 'em all apart, and made one just like the confiscated one. Learned to travel with joints only.
I've got a top that fits it that hooks up to an aquarium pump for continuous shotguns. Messed up a lot of gray matter with it back in the day.:)
 
Morning fellers, coffees on, bowls burnt, and in just ordered new seeds from Greenpoint seeds, no shipping. Went with Gu's ONYCDxSTARDAWG, wanted to see what Co. has going on.
 
Hello is this thing on ?-- Morning O.F.C. !-- I may be late but I'm building a memberable buzz !
 
keef, i gotta say you make me laugh every day. Thank you. I just got back from the personal trainer,,,she took one look at me and went easy on me... Good thing.

I will be smoking a lot of pot now if anyone wants to join me.
 
Personal Trainer ?-- The only way to make me run is to shoot at me ! I'm down with an after workout burn ! Just woke up and giving my lungs a workout right now !-
 
She is only 12 bucks a session and I am getting strong like bull, not really, strong like...an old lady trying to get strong.
I don't run either..lol
 
Hippie,.
Touch Boutique ? Many memories from that old house. Remember the original location on Court ST. ? if I`m thinking right, the mural from the front is in the museum.
 
The year we moved to the beach we bought new bicycles because it's only a mile from the house ! That first ride to the beach was easy -- I thought I can get this old body in shape again - No Problem
!-- the trip home was not so fun !-- We had a 20-25 mph tailwind on the way to the beach !-- Ever try to ride a bike into a 20 mph head wind ?-- I had to just carry my bike most of the way home which seemed like it took 2 years - 6 months !! The bike is in the garage and I haven 't been on it since !
 
Kraven I quit that a long time ago !-- can't remember last time I was out of papers and pipe ! Been times I had everything but fire -- Army SEAR training !-- I can build a fire !-- Can't keep Keef away from a buz !-- oxidizing aluminum might be bad for your health !-- This from people who get stoned and play with butane !

Keef was not trying to be a buzz kill, and yes I understand SEAR training. I was a Marine (1st Mar. Div. 2nd Battalion 4th Marines Hotel Company). I was well indoctrinated in Advanced SF training...it's not important what my MOS was, I just did my service and got out. Since 1996 I have been an RN and was just worried that you were causing yourself harm. Peace dude!
 
Kraven - I was just jacking with U !-- O 2 can be a poison in too high a concentration ! As U know !-- Do any time in the O.R. or recovery ? Worked as an O.R. Scrub Tech for 20 years !-- I met my wife in the horsepital !-- She is a professional like yourself but still working so she stays in the closet until the law changes ! I guess U would understand what that really means more than others !-- RWS-- Runs With Scissors !-- At her x-mas party a guy had a heart attack at the bar and fell out !-- This is in a room full of Docs and nurses !-- R.W.S. was right there when it happened and we.t right into C.P.R mode while everyone one else froze in place ! He was dead !-- RWS - said not on my shift and worked him ! A respiratory guy finally broke his panic and took over breathing him !-- When EMS got there he was pink and breathing ! Girl friend then got a So Co 100 proof refill and headed back to the dance floor !---- Since then I try to be careful not to step on her cape !
 
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