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[Keef]

O.K. Ness !-- I'll try to get these out next week !-- The hold up is labels !-- I can't even read my writing and the printer won't print !-- I'm thinking about taking it into the backyard --Get my shotgun and kill it for good !
OOPS !-- It was an accident ? -- I got to get my story straight first !--

 

[Kraven]

Agreed!

 

[Budlight]

You are very right umbra and if they're already being like this what are they going to be like a little bit down the road not to mention they probably aren't going to take care of your house I've been in this situation quite a few times to the point where I just gave up and stop renting it out The repairs kept costing me double to triple the damage deposit

 

[Keef]

A renter sure would help the bottom line Umbra !--- My solution to ending that financial burden is socially unacceptable !-- Effective but against the law !

 

[umbra]

1st tenant stayed 2 years and bought a house in the same town. No problems at all. There are 2 agents involved. Mine and tenant's. Mine just wants to get paid, tenant's is trying to change the terms of the lease. I told my agent, anything other than what was in the signed lease is unacceptable and I will not agree to it. If it's a problem, find another tenant.

 

[bozzo420]

I bought 5 rentals in the 70s. When I got divorced the ex wife got the last 3 . I walked out of the courthouse with the biggest smile on my face. Got rid of her and the 3 rentals the same time . I was a happy camper that day. Could not give me one now. My dad tried to leave me his house. I said hell no .made him give it to my daughter.

 

[Grower13]

We are getting rain today and the next couple of days. Weather in PNW is effecting us as well. Be nice to have some rain. Rental property new tenant moving in tomorrow and basement sink is clogged. Plumber coming tomorrow morning. Agent sends me a check list of things to do before tenant moves in...***. Why didn't you send this to me earlier? So she give me ultimatum or tenant won't move in. I have a signed contract and security deposit. I never agreed to any check list. So don't move in. Rent is still due.

you got'em...... in writing...... don't matter if they live there or not...... contracted tenant owes the rent.

 

[Grower13]

A renter sure would help the bottom line Umbra !--- My solution to ending that financial burden is socially unacceptable !-- Effective but against the law !

not to the half that smoke pot.

 

[DirtyDiana]

It's a conspiracy!

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[yarddog]

now see here i was thinking keef meant burn the other house down. that would work too.

 

[bozzo420]

:vap_smiley:

 

[Keef]

Bozzo and Dog knew what I was talking about !--

 

[umbra]

I'm ok with most things in regards to the house. Repairs are normal and emergencies pop up. But my issue is with regular stuff that no one says anything about until it becomes an emergency. Not sure how but now the property is dirty and needs to be cleaned before the tenant moves in. I doubt any trades person would have left my house dirty if I lived there, but it is what you do when no one is watching that says who you are.

 

[Keef]

D.D. got to work tonight !-- Looks like I only got the one GDP-X-B.R. out that group of seed ! -- The seed starter is empty now so U know what's about to happen ? -- It's a disease! -- I have to plant some !--I don't know how not to !

 

[Keef]

What up Umbra ? -- Why U let me get so high last night ?

 

[umbra]

Keef, you are in charge of you, lol. I was talking to someone I know who manages a Catholic retirement home. She has tenant issues like nobody's business, lol. She was telling me about 1 tenant who set the apartment on fire at 1:00 am and the fire department came and put it out and at 1:30 am she set the apartment on fire again. She was removed in handcuffs. Then there was a guy who was confined to a mental hospital and didn't pay his rent, but the court wouldn't evict him. Wow all her horror stories made me feel much better....

 

[Keef]

U bet Umbra but why take the blame when U can blame it on someone else ? --- When U tell me stuff I need to write it down or I'll end up asking again !---- How goes the new jobby-job ?
Hey ya'll we thinking about dropping our cable and home phone and internet service -- I like my music channels --news and weather !-- Anyway what all is out there ? -- I hear about Roku (?) -- Amazon fire stick and satellite stuff !-- I don't know about tech stuff !-- I barely get here !-- I use my smart phone for most stuff and as U can tell -- I am a thumb typing fool !--
Anyway --Something happened to the home phone one time and we never replaced it !-- I plead the 5th to killing it !-- Stuff happens !-- Accidents and stuff !-- Anyway we need our phone and I would like to be able to print from my phone !-- I don't know how to do that but surely they got a printer that will talk to your phone ?-- So what's my options ?

 

[umbra]

Job is going well. Just not busy enough. I am under stress and I do best when I am so busy I can't think about other stuff. Arthritis diagnosed as trigger finger. Back on all my meds, and I feel old. All old people meds and diseases, lol. I guess I am old.

 

[Keef]

Yeah Umbra but some days we feel older than on other days !--- I have a disease and U an enabler !-- I have brain damage I need to be supervised closer then stuff like this wouldn't happen !--(Notice how I blame everybody else cause I planted some seed ?) Too late !-- They been baptized!

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[Keef]

See that seed marked GDP ? -- That's one of Umbra's bastid children ! -- Who was the daddy again Umbra !--U said it had to be some kinda Banana OG or something I do not remember --enlighten me one more time so I can write it on the label and give the child a proper name !