Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Keef]

I finished a joint on the way to a drug screen once and I was lit up !-- Anyway I walked in the door and looked around at all the tense people then in a loud voice I said -- I smell weed !--- I thought half were gonna faint !-- The other half were looking around at the floor !-- No one seemed to be looking at me ! They took me straight to the back to do my test so I wouldn't disrupt the waiting room !--- Clean again !-- Imagine that !--- I walked back thru the waiting room and paused to sniff then just looked around at them !--Poor bastids !

 

[DirtyDiana]

Getting ready for a big multi-unit meeting with the bosses. People been quitting left & right! Now what they gonna do? Hope I can behave--cause I can be baaaaad!

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[mrcane]

I know he feeling keef. If you do your job well, what oes it matter what you do at home?? Proof the corporate world rules

Lived it for too long with my EXjob ...6 months a year no nothing ...no booze ,no weed ,no women ,don't do this, don't do that...then they kept making up more s*** that we couldn't do..F'em....don't get me going:48:

 

[mrcane]

Hi Rose

 

[Keef]

What up Cane !-- Yup!-- Those days are over !--- I cheated anyway !-- Had a lot of fun with it though !-- We had a pot luck at work once and D.D. fixed me a pan of Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce !-- They cleaned it up !--- Then I announced that if U had the bread pudding U might want to stay away from drug screens for awhile !--- Did U notice that I didn't have any !-- Now I'm gonna go tell the boss ya'll all dirty !--- She said I'm right here Keef !--- I said test'm they all dirty !--but if I was U I wouldn't take one myself !

Been mixing me some Zombie Juice! --Gonna make them Dawgs scream tomorrow!

 

[Keef]

Gonna have nasty nanners again this year and I have no idea what kind of Palm nut this is !

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[giggy]

evening folks, burning a early evening before wife gets home bowl. then when the wife gets home we will burn a doobie but i'll already have a smile on my face.

 

[Keef]

I told D.D. I would save this pipe for her !---She said sure but it'll be empty !-- Woman knows me !-- I got a pretty glorious buzz working !-- I may get my hedge trimmers and get all kung-fu on the purple sage bushes !--- I just can't squeeze those loppers without hurting my neck !-- Me and the Saws-All aren't on speaking terms since the stitches !-- but we might have a rematch !--- Then again I may sit hear and watch Sir Elton John in concert !-- Tiny Dancer ? --Candle in the Wind ? --Your Song ? -- Levon ? --I think I just finish this pipe and hang out !

 

[Keef]

D.D. off to a work meeting and get groceries afterwards !--- Remember them Bubba Mamma and Hoe Berry seed ? -- If they get wet I may have to germ them !-- Accidents happen !
Told U I have a brain cloud --I need to be supervised !--U think 6 each is enough ?

 

[yarddog]

Going to have bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches for supper. My test was inconclusive, so they sent it off. Sure could use that extra 200 a week. Time will tell

 

[Keef]

I never trusted all that quick cleanse stuff !-- Dog at least if U come up dirty U still got your other job !--
Bastids !-- Hey when D.D. went to apply for this job carrying clean pee but they sprung something new but they got sloppy! -- They gave her a swab to moisten in her mouth !-- She tried but her mouth was too dry!--Poor baby !-- So they told don't worry about it ! --
That is nice weed !--- Yes I know what it is but I'd rather not say !--- Took a Grow Master to do this ! --

 

[Rosebud]

That bubba mama is going to be special. really special.

 

[Rosebud]

going to bake a pizza on the traeger... first ever.

 

[Keef]

Hey Rose !-- Just sounds right to me !--- I just finished a piece of left over pizza !-- I'm over pizza !-- Got my dehydrator yesterday !--- D.D. gonna bring me a some fruit and some very lean bison or beef for jerky !-- Smoked Cornish hens have become a new stable !--Love my smoker !--- Needs me a stainless grill !-- Anything else will rust away in a couple years !---

 

[yarddog]

Rose have fun!!!!! Here is a picture of my supper cooking.

 

[Keef]

One of my favorite sandwiches !-- With Miracle Whip !

 

[Keef]

Rose got me all excited about that Bubba Mamma! ---
I need to focus on these treated seed !-- I think I found something they left out !--- Oh they got a recipe but if this turns out to be true then it's the third misleading statement !-- I'm on it !-- I told them Dawg seed just give me my Frankenplant and won't be no trouble !-- Make me work for it and I run the whole bag thru the Juice and wring my prize out your a** !

 

[mrcane]

Just got done with the brush cutter, now I'm vibrating..
Better take a break and puff one ...:48:
Bubba Mama..sounds interesting

 

[Keef]

I feel your vibration Cane !--- Hedge trimmer !-- Looks like a drunk attempt at a Bonsai Tree !-- I need a bath and some benadryl !

 

[Keef]

I got another argument for starting Bubba Mamma !--- Cane got a GDP-x-Black Rose girl !--- I could hold off planting them and instead plant the Bubba Mamma and Green Santa could hook us both up !-- I'm excited about this Nurse Larry too !--- Larry OG -x-Medicine Woman right ? --- Not even sure I want to know Bubba Mamma's heritage !