The Old Farts Club,
This is a club, as such, all good clubs must have rules to live by. Our membership is governed by our rules we strictly adhere to.
#1,
This is the Old Farts Club. Must be 50 years old or older (waived if you beg).
#2,
Membership in our exclusive club means that you must live by our very strict rules and guidelines. In reality we have only one rule that we, very strictly, adhere to. And that is we tell no fibs, no half truths, no little white lies, no white lies, no half baked lies, no bold faced lies, no down right lies, no lies in any way, shape or form. Now, to the best of my knowledge, no one has ever been caught. Do not be the first one. This is due to circumstances beyond our control, those being, but not limited to, hearing loss, failing eyesight, brain farts, senior moments, but mainly due to a "who gives a s**t " attitude. Our rules have been explained, if you still wanna join our exclusive club, membership is open to all. He, he, he, he.