Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Keef]

Hopper it's the lesser of the evils of smoking !--For decades I smoked cigarettes! --- I got on the E-cig and I'm healthier !---I have an addictive personality! --I accept that I'm gonna be addicted to something so I figure I'll pick my addiction! -- No nicotine, caffeine or weed for breakfast and I 'm gonna shoot somebody or something !---It's best I just feed the beast !---
Besides U can't scare me with your open heart surgery --I assisted with 100s or maybe 1000s I didn't count ! We be doing lung surgery and the doctor would ask if anyone smoked then he would make U look and feel what lung cancer would do !---Get me so upset I'd have to go smoke a cigarette!

Hippie animal is another reason I be wanting that Stoner Ranch !-- Grow weed and get some goats chickens and stuff !-- My Old Farts rolling in for the winter or just a vacation !-- Maybe put a pig on the fire and sample weed while it slowly cooks ! Last time I was looking at places about 60 miles south of San Antonio! ---I need some ideas to flesh out a plan for a Stoner Ranch !-- Maybe find a place with enough room for me to land a small plane !---Weed gonna by me a plane U know ?--Just a little 4 seater !

 

[Rosebud]

good morning!

Nes, honey, i am glad you have a doctors appointment. I hope you feel better soon.

Hippy, we had 2 rhode island reds chicks, they turned into huge roosters..that would walk in the house if the door was left open... They were HUUUUUUUGE.. they went to live on a farm or the stock pot, don't want to know.

Umbra what is the high like on the GG4?

 

[Keef]

Once my little brother showed up at the house with a half dead billy goat in the back of his truck !--His Chow and torn it up pretty bad !--Half his scrotum tore off with testicles exposed --Bill was had a bad infection !--Cleared off my work table tied him to it so he could move and went to work !-I had to take his nuts wasn't no saving them !---Cut all the dead tissue off ---sewed him up where I could !--Gave a him a shot of antibiotics !--D.D. and I nursed him back to health !--Bill recovered and went to a farm where he llwas pampered an lived a long happy life !---D.D. had just become a nurse and she helped but it affected her deeply !---

 

[Rosebud]

my dad didn't let me be in the barn when castration was happening.. i can still remember the smell of the whatever he used..oh so horrible smelling.

 

[Keef]

What was this talk of Acapulco Gold the other day ? --So.eone had some seed ? ---Are they gonna plant them ?
Rose --D.D. said she'd p.m. U !--

Giggy --Ya'll know how I'm bad about jumping in without thinking something thru first ?--- I took about a tablespoon full of bag seed Giggy sent me a long time ago to practice making tetras and put them to soak !--When they germinate and they doing it now --I'll treat them with my Zombie Juice and put them in a planter out back !--I can't leave them there for the season but maybe they be something there !--Did think any further than that !--Worked on Hippie's seed --it'll work on these !--This gonna be the tetra from unknown seed !--Got that pack of free seed from Nirvana soaking too !-- No telling what we gonna get !--Anyway Giggy U might want to start thinking of a name for your tetra !

 

[Hippie420]

Keef, any pickle juice work? Certain brand? Isn't pickle juice just vinegar? Am I asking enough questions? What is the sound of one hand clapping? (I know the answer to the last one!)

 

[Keef]

No Hippie--I just use pickle jars in my high tech genetic modification lab !--Not just any pickle jar will work !--One hand clapping ?--- That bright orange stuff is my stock solution !--When U making a solution of 1 to 8,000----It's complicated !--- I got to play with the strength see if there is any difference !-- I want to see what grows from these treated seed U sent before I treat anymore of them !
If thing go my way ---I'll be breeding a tetra male from these seed back to a untreated Dawg !--The seed will be triploid (3n)----They'll grow a sterile plant !-- But I'll treat those triploid seed and from those seed will be grow plants that are (6n)!----All Dawg !---A 6n Dawg male is gonna need a name !----Any normal diploid fee U breed him to will produce tetraploid seed !--I'll need a King Dawg and another unrelated 6n male and I don't need anymore Zombie Juice I can breed tetras just like we do regular plant !---Big Pharm gonna use a 6n male on a 4n female and feminized them !--Acres of weed --All female --No seed ever !-- They not the only one who can do it !

 

[umbra]

I was at a weed store Web site last night window shopping !--- When I finally quit smoking and got on a e-cig --I couldn't go back !--Like U said --No lighter - no ashes --No ash tray !--It's great !--Now the same thing made with a weed extract !---See Hopper I gots myself a plan !--Nicotine and THC in an e-cig !--- Have everything I need hanging on a lanyard around my neck !---I just take a toke and drop it !--My electric necklace !---I got no doubt I can do this !

I'm with Hopper on this one. Just F' disgusting. Never mix the 2. Pure weed only.

 

[umbra]

good morning!

Nes, honey, i am glad you have a doctors appointment. I hope you feel better soon.

Hippy, we had 2 rhode island reds chicks, they turned into huge roosters..that would walk in the house if the door was left open... They were HUUUUUUUGE.. they went to live on a farm or the stock pot, don't want to know.

Umbra what is the high like on the GG4?

I like it. Stoney, not a couch lock, but not a speedy sativa either. I know when NCH tried it for the first time, he didn't think it was all that. He's growing it because everybody wants it. The sample I tried had more of the chocolate diesel than the sour dub taste.

 

[Rosebud]

I don't want no nasty nicotine in cannabis oil.

 

[Hippie420]

Damn lazy stoner! Ya could at least soaked the durn label off'n it!

 

[Keef]

Maybe so we'll see !--I got no problem having 2 !-- Try it and see which way Iike best !--- As for giving up my nicotine? ---Ain't gonna happen !---When ya'll were talking about cartridges I had something like those ink pens that had the ink in a plastic cartridge !--- So Window shopping at the weed store explained it all !-- Those Bhang vape pens work just like my e-cig works !---I understand better than most why a prefilled cartridge is the way to go !---Just screw it onto your battery and good to go !

 

[Hippie420]

I'm with Hopper on this one. Just F' disgusting. Never mix the 2. Pure weed only.

Don't wanna hurt my Cuz'es feelings, but I'm with ya's. When I want THC, that's what I want. Now, very quickly after getting my THC, I'll be hitting the nicotine, too.

To me, it's like beer and pizza. They're good together, but you wouldn't pour a beer in a blender and toss in a slice of pizza, would ya?

 

[Keef]

Best Maid Dill Pickles !--There is no other pickle !--Used to be called Del-Dixie !---That's my lucky pickle jar Hippie !--
I be collecting all these girls so when the times comes if I want to run something like GG#4 -- I can run a whole room of it --All clones of the same fine young lady !-- A whole room of the same plant !

 

[Keef]

Got a point there Hippie !

 

[umbra]

just some porn

 

[yarddog]

I had sex-links once. Good layers.

 

[Rosebud]

Oh Umbra!!!! Oh BUDS!!

 

[Hippie420]

I be collecting all these girls so when the times comes if I want to run something like GG#4 -- I can run a whole room of it --All clones of the same fine young lady !-- A whole room of the same plant !

That's the way I do 'em!


Umbra, looks down right tasty! I can almost smell 'em.......

 

[yarddog]

I think I had a budgasm