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[Hippie420]

When the Pullet was little, she'd jump in my lap and pull my beard over her face when she was scared.

 

[giggy]

I don't have much hair on my chest but my beard and hair take care of that.

 

[umbra]

Yep they think its s Video Game like Pot Farmer,,,just set on your *** and look at a screen and everything will get done all by itself. :rofl: by Dad..that is.

Course as you said he didnt care for the Landscape Business or Mowing Grass,,,so im guessing he aint gonna like Harvesting the Grass either. Lol

He didn't like the landscape business because of his boss. He had no problem with cutting grass. His boss was hispanic and had been abused by white people throughout his entire life and he saw my son as a way to get back at every one of them. He had to move 20 tons of bricks for a hardscape. His boss had him move them 10 ft. When he was done moving them all, he told him they were off by 6" and to move them all another 6". They were just being stored and not being used. But I guess the worst was his boss dropped him off at a commercial site. It was going to take him 5 or 6 hours to finish. His boss said he would come back and pick him and he left him there 10 miles from his car. He called his boss, and his boss never came for him. His uncle drove out and got him and he waited until the next day and then quit.
He hasn't helped at all with cutting or trimming so far. If I have to do it all, I will

 

[WeedHopper]

Well then,,, i would be kicking that morons butt. What an asshat. I would have shoved those bricks up his ***,,sideways.

 

[Keef]

Got to be 4:20 somewhere !--

 

[umbra]

Well then,,, i would be kicking that morons butt. What an asshat. I would have shoved those bricks up his ***,,sideways.

I didn't know anything about it until my son asked to move back in with me. He was at his Mother's home then. Still no excuse for my son not to help me now.

 

[WeedHopper]

True that Bro.

 

[yarddog]

If I had the opportunity to work side by side with a grower as good as Umbra, I know where I would be!!!

 

[Rosebud]

I know... right YD?

I am back... feel much better getting that hair cut..
Join me? Cookies in pipe.

 

[WeedHopper]

If I had the opportunity to work side by side with a grower as good as Umbra, I know where I would be!!!

Stop sucking up Dog,,,you just want to sleep in his growroom with all those ladies.:rofl:

Me too,,,how bout it Umbra,,,me and dog,,,adobt us and we will work for free. Yehaaaaaaaaa, ,,well we might smoke a little and drink a few cold beers. :smoke1:

 

[Rosebud]

If we helped Umbra, he would have to frisk us at the door.

 

[umbra]

Hopper, you and Dog combined probably smoke less than my son.

 

[Keef]

I would rat U out in a minute !-- That is assuming I would be properly rewarded !--

 

[WeedHopper]

Oh no,,he would not want to frisk me and dog, ,,we are way to hairy. I will get down to whitie tighties,,,but he just gonna throw up,,,or call animal control.:rofl:

 

[WeedHopper]

Hopper, you and Dog combined probably smoke less than my son.

Cool then im a cheap date,,who cares,,i just wanna get high. Lol

 

[Rosebud]

I wish we were all so wealthy or at least one of us to fly everyone out to help.

 

[WeedHopper]

I am a Weedhopper, ,,i can fly.. i do bump my *** allot though. Lol

 

[umbra]

I had a friend paint the interior of my home. I had 8 cases of beer I had brewed in the basement. He drank every single beer and never said anything to me, lol. I took him out after the job was done and he starts telling the waitress how good of a brewer I am. So I asked how he would know? He told me that he might have tried a couple. So I'm thinking you guys might not be half bad.

 

[Keef]

I would be on cloud 9 just to have the opportunity to grow like Umbra !

Rose-- A little 4 seater plane is on my wish list !--- I learned to fly helicopters once and having a small plane is on my bucket list !--- Just have to make sure U nice and stoned before the ride cause I learned to fly nap of the earth --That means 3 feet off the ground going about 100 miles an hour ! Used to have to pull branches off before turning in the helicopter !-

 

[DirtyDiana]

If I have 10 pieces of bacon & you take 5, what do you have?

That's right! A black eye & a broken hand.....