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sorry i poofed for a few secs there... watered my plants...
 
Pranic said:
bring part of the bi lesbain gay community i agree... i wouldn't force my preferance on anyone.. it's my choice.. not their's ya know... i've made out with gay guys before though.. lol long story.. don't ask

You would think the gay guy would be the ultimate for a bi girl. You get the best of both worlds....or something. lol. :D
 
lol depending on my mood... one night i made out with just about everyone at the stripclub but i made some good tips... specially when they drug me up on stage and i made out with 2 of the dancers.. haha thats where i met my gf.. she was one of the girls on stage with me
 
Haha, now i can picture it out, i was wondering if you were handicapped though haha.

~Burn One~
Dewayne
 
TheStickyIcky said:
You would think the gay guy would be the ultimate for a bi girl. You get the best of both worlds....or something. lol. :D

haha best of both worlds haha that cracked me up
funny sticky haha:D
 
Ohhh. All this time I thought you were handicapped because of your avatar.

I know some members here are indeed handicapped. So I thought I'd ask.
 
or the time my mom hooked me up with this 35 yr old at the bar i used to frequent.. she told him to take me home.. i needed some action.. oh how i love my mother after she's put down a few pitchers of beer and done shots with me...
 
Dewayne said:
Haha, now i can picture it out, i was wondering if you were handicapped though haha.

~Burn One~
Dewayne

hahaha nahh im only 18 if i was that would
**** i couldnt run from cops:D these legs
here have gotten me outta alot of trouble:woohoo:
 
burke ever get so couch lock stoned you blacked out??
 
Yeah, you know like most female strippers and what not are lesbians? i hear guys like "man i think she really likes me" and they spend tonso f money on them there, and they find out they're lesbians and get all sad haha.

~Burn One~
Dewayne
 
better than going on amature nights.. when you have the fat bald middle age guys gettin their freak on... lol.
 
I thought Burke was handicapped too. :(

Glad that you aren't.

I mark my progress by how I look in the mirror while I'm peeing. :D
 
SmokinMom said:
Ohhh. All this time I thought you were handicapped because of your avatar.

I know some members here are indeed handicapped. So I thought I'd ask.

haha no its fine mom i just didnt think ppl
thought it as that way stoners are kinda
handicaped in some ways if i dont exercise
i get lazy and then thats when i dont use my
legs, thank god i work out now i used to be such
a skinny kid now i weigh 135 and 6' im like anerix
for my weight but i dont kno how i munch out
like a moda %#&*#*
 
the mirror when you pee??? do i wanna ask?
 
Pranic said:
burke ever get so couch lock stoned you blacked out??

haha nah i only black out when i get up way
to fast dang thats some trippy stuff.
 
" my jungle love.. oh weee oh wee oh!... i think i wanna know ya.. know ya... myjungle love.. oh wee oh wee oh... girl i need to show ya!" -morris day and the time
 
I've seen people take such big water bong hits they pass out haha. it's hilarious whent hey wake up and blow out the smoke or when their head is dropping smoke is pouring out haha.

~Burn One~
Dewayne
 
Pranic said:
the mirror when you pee??? do i wanna ask?

LOL.

You know how the more buzzed/drunker you get how your appearance changes. Your facial expressions change, your face gets red and your eyes look different. Well, I have to go pee after every couple beers and I like to see how my appearance has changed. lol. I'm dumb, I know.
 
haha ya all thought i was handiapped geez
looks like i got to pic out my pictures better :D
 
never passed out from a bong hit.. but i've hit the blunt so hard before. my head was spinnin and i got the techno-colored rainbow fuzz in my eyes... it was was like ping.. i was so stoned right then and there
 

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