Going To Be a Great Day Tater

[Kupunakane]

Does it ever end,

What a great morning,
After the 50 mile an hour winds last night, I went out in the early a.m. to fix my broken plants and pick up all the big heavy containers that were blown all over the yard.

The Landscapers were out doing their thing when one of the fellas on the big mowers comes rocketing through the yard. He passes me within three feet, and he has the vent chute open and aimed in my direction. needless to say I get pelted by rocks, grit, dirt, grass, and any other thing that the mowers can pull up and spit out.

The first pass covered me with the debris, and I swear he had the nerve to come by and do it again about 15 minutes later.

I was so corked about it that I walked into my backyard to see where this joker was heading. As sure as I'm writing this the clown turned his mower around aiming the chute in my direction up on the back patio, and he does it a third time, also covering the patio, as well as loading up the wading pool with grass.

I advised him of the problem he had created, and I also advised him that I would fix the problem if it should occur again. Great start to the day.

So what did I do about it all after that ? upon a few moments reflection, I realized I was in need of a good wake and bake. A hoober and a cappuccino make for a bitchen breakfast...

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

 

[4u2sm0ke]

Try and enjoy the rest of your DAy KKing

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[Rosebud]

I think you should find him, throw him off his mower, and step on his chest. But that is just me...lol

 

[Kupunakane]

Definitely chilling,

That is too funny Rosebud, Thanks for the laugh...LOL

Yeah, I was feeling all upset thinking that this was going to be another one of those days, but I felt so much better when I read that poop the riot act...Ha-Ha.

Only I really did want to smack the idiot. I mean come on how much intellect does one have to possess to realize that your about to cover a guy with a bunch of debris.

One could say that he suffered a brain fart.

HMMMMMmmmm, yeah that's it, He suffered a traumatic brain fart, and lost his mind. LOL

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna:icon_smile:

 

[pcduck]

I mean come on how much intellect does one have to possess to realize that your about to cover a guy with a bunch of debris.

More then what he had.

A good biu always calms me down too.

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Next time pilgrim goes and get some ketchup packets and when the pilgrim shoot ya all over smack yur hands over yur eyes and let the ketchup ooze out between yur fingers and then fall to yur knees. Bet it gives the dumby good scare and makes him think that something like this could realy happen Every now and gain folks need a little schoolin and sometimes a good scare too

Or yual could do what I would do and kick the snot outa him and ride over him with his own machine then go fur smoke and coffee

BWD

 

[Kupunakane]

Hey come on,

Y'all should know better than to make an old man laugh like that.

Jeez I started laughing behind a good bowl, and near about did myself a mischief. But it was a great laugh. I haven't had a rip of laughter come out of me like that in a long while.

The milk mess can get cleaned up easily enough, and blowing milk out your nostrils isn't as bad as it happening with a cold coke. :rofl:

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna