Cow eats a marijuana patch

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from a 2005 article in the NZ herald..
Russia's long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily newspaper reported.

"There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.

"I don't know what the milk will be like after this." Probably very potent and sought after by Green Party voters.

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers -- often shipping heroin from Afghanistan - for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.

I think that there is something to this. They have Kobe beef in Japan, and they now have a different meaning for Pot roast in Russia.
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A Polish woman who grew marijuana to calm the nerves of her cow has been charged with cultivating a narcotic by police in the western town of Lobez.

The cow had been "skittish and unruly" -- once breaking a person's arm -- until someone suggested mixing cannabis in with its feed, the woman told police.

"The cow became as calm as a lamb," the 55-year-old woman said, according to the PAP news agency.

The woman's plants, grown from seeds she bought at a market, reached nearly three metres (yards) tall and were extremely potent, police said.

Marijuana possession is a crime throughout Poland. The woman faces up to three years in jail if convicted.
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The only thing I can say there seem to be a relaxing feeling that takes affect about 20 min after drinking. I can tell no diff in taste or look.
 
But, when you're having that relaxing feeling, do you get the urge to moo and chew up your grow?
 
Originally Posted by mojavemama
But, when you're having that relaxing feeling, do you get the urge to moo and chew up your grow?

No, but for some reason I want to go ride a bull.
 
mojavemama said:
But, when you're having that relaxing feeling, do you get the urge to moo and chew up your grow?
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Better than lifting your tail I suppose.

:peace:
 
ozzydiodude said:
No, but for some reason I want to go ride a bull.
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:giggle: Starting to wory about you my friend!!

And MM, you're cracking me up too.
 
Very funny stuff! I love it. I hope the kid had more plants someplace out of the cow's range.
 
I NEVER SAW A PURPLE COW
AND
I NEVER HOPE TO SEE ONE
BUT
I CAN TELL YOU ANYHOW
THAT
I'D RATHER SEE
THAN
BE ONE
from painterdude's wonderful years learning stuff from the Sister's of St. Marys
 
Ozzy met a cow
That grazed on marijuana.
Oh, the milk it gave.

Skeleton branches.
The cow ate up all the buds.
Happy, Happy Cow.

I smell the cow's milk.
Drinking it down I burp once.
My eyes are red now.

Oh, the munchies come.
Cow, why no chocolate milk, huh?
I could drink a quart.

How now, stoned cow?
Are your eyes bloodshot like mine?
Does time pass slowly?

I want my own cow.
But I will fence the pot patch;
Elsie eats the buds.

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this is funny stuff. i saw a bumper sticker back in the 70s that read drink milk and get high, cows eat grass :D
 
Here's my fav cow saying: "Patience. In time the grass becomes milk."

Only now, it takes on a whole new meaning! ROFLMAO!!!
 
hahah just found this thread ,,,at last :p


so freakin funny :rofl:
 
Originally Posted by mojavemama
"But, when you're having that relaxing feeling, do you get the urge to moo and chew up your grow?"

HIE posts: "Better than lifting your tail I suppose."

HIE, if it goes in, then it's gotta come out, right? Think of it as wonderful organic fertilizer. Embrace the POOP!
 
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