Cow eats a marijuana patch

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My neighbor Hommer, who is 90 yrs old and was my grandpa best friend stoped by earlier today. I was in barn skinning a deer. He gets off his tractor like he is drunk.

Ozzy "when you start back drinking? "

Hommer "I didn't my cow got into Vern's(Hommer's grandson) pot patch. Thursday and ate it down to the grown. I found her this morning. With her udders dripping.(it's been 2 days since she has been milked.)Took her to the barn and milked her. I drank a big glass it tasted great. Poured another glass over ice ate a peice of cake and drank it. I think I stoned."

Yes I know this belongs on " Today Funnies"

But it is a true story and I will let you all know how the "MILK" taste and if it works afterwhile I'm headover to Hommer as soon as he wake up. I wonder if he wants another glass of milk. :laugh:
 
OMG, Ozzie, that is totally HILARIOUS!!!!! What a GREAT story.....send this one into High Times. Needs to be shared with the world. What a fun chuckle!
 
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! That's my kinda milk, and I don't even drink milk. :D
 
:eek:

Passive consumption of marijuana through milk: A low level chronic exposure to delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol(THC)
Gulzar R. Ahmad‌ and Naeem Ahmad‌
Environmental Health & Safety Department, University California, Riverside
La Sierra High School Riverside, California



Abstract

Cannabis sativa grows abundantly among other natural vegetation in the northern part of Pakistan. Buffalo, the common dairy animals of the region, are allowed to graze upon this vegetation. These animals ingest significant amounts of marijuana, which after absorption is metabolized into a number of psychoactive agents which are ultimately excreted through the urine and milk. This potentially contaminated milk is used by the people of the region. Depending upon the amount of milk ingested and the degree of contamination, the milk could result in a low to moderate level of chronic exposure to Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) and other metabolites especially among the children raised on this milk.

This research was conducted to investigate the extent of passive consumption of marijuana by the consumers of potentially contaminated milk. Urine and milk specimens were obtained from buffalo and were analyzed for 11-nor-delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol-9-carboxylic acid (THC-COOH) which is a major metabolite for THC. The analysis was done by using gas chromatography/mass spectrometry. It was observed that during the months of June and July, 60 percent of the buffalo contained detectable levels of THC-COOH in their urine and 50 percent of these animals produced milk which was contaminated with THC or other metabolites. Analysis of the urine obtained from children with ages ranging from six months to 3 years, who were being raised on the milk from these animals, indicated that 29 percent of them had low levels of THC-COOH in their urine.

The present study indicates that the passive consumption of marijuana through diary products is a serious problem in the regions where this weed grows unrestricted and that children are prone to be exposed more than the adults. Presently this problem is unlikely to be serious in the United States of America, but could be a problem in the future. More extensive research into this potential risk factor is needed.
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Priceless

Want to hear the update.....
 
I bet that cow just kept eating and eating and eating...I want to make ice cream with that milk...hmmmmm
 
nice find Hick.:cool: ...

wonder how Homer got the pot crazed cow out of Vern's patch. lol. lol.:D ...
 
yeah, BEWARE of those violent stoner cows:eek: .............:rofl:
 
IRISH said:
nice find Hick.:cool: ...

wonder how Homer got the pot crazed cow out of Vern's patch. lol. lol.:D ...
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Im thinking some oats...
 
Some entrepreneur is gonna start marketing pot milk, just watch....
 
mojavemama said:
Some entrepreneur is gonna start marketing pot milk, just watch....
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ozzy's probably bottleing it as we speak....:giggle:
 
I guess my THC levels are to high, I can't tell much I drank 16 oz of milk. We have milked 13quart from her so far. I'm gonna churn some butter from part of it Hommer and Mom are gonna make buttermilk with the rest. I will drink a glass in the morn before I have smoked anything to see if I can tell anything.

When I was telling Mom she laugh and said "Bring me some to make buttermilk with."

Irish, the cow had eaten the 3-6ft plant to the ground.

Don't think you will see it on the store shelf, the price would be a heartstopper
 
IRISH said:
nice find Hick.:cool: ...

wonder how Homer got the pot crazed cow out of Vern's patch. lol. lol.:D ...
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Simple, waved a packet of oreo's in front of the cow and she followed him right out.
 
Ozzie, did the cow get the munchies?

And what does a cow crave when it gets the munchies?
 
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