Calling all Canadians

[YYZ Skinhead]

I need to hire a Canadian for a smuggling task that isn't smuggling pot. I need to smuggle a Gen X Canadian guy named Neil, with Jerry Cantrell hair and no facial hair (some stubble is OK) across the border, along with some Cuban cigars. Hair, skin and eye color irrelevant. Must smoke pot.

 

[tcbud]

Cigars?

 

[7greeneyes]

lol....say what?!?

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

Well, Cuban cigars are legal up there, so I figure my hired smuggler can smuggle a pack of them along with my awesomely manly Canadian guy.

 

[7greeneyes]

:rofl: oh good god...lol...:rofl:

 

[OldDaddyFedder]

Is his last name Young by chance???-lol

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

Eeeeww, Neil Young? He isn't really Canadian and his name is spelled Kneel. He is too frightening-looking to be a Handsome Canadian Man. He is probably secretly from Hell Lay.

 

[OldDaddyFedder]

Oh well-I tried

:48:

ODF

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

Examples of how Handsome Canadian Guys look (unfortunately all of these three are married, but one of them is named Neil):

 

[dman1234]

LOL, she wants Neil Peart the drummer and mastermind of Rush.:hubba:

Neil young is another hometown boy for me.

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

Neil Peart got me hooked on guys named Neil (I alerady liked Canadians). These two are handsome too, though neither is as sexy as a Canadian Man.

 

[ston-loc]

^^^ :rofl: YOUNG ONES! YES!!!!! :rofl: