......did you ever hear, 'that's way too much information'?
.....I experienced the ABSOLUTE WORSE AND HORRIBLE night of my 69 years on this planet.....I'd rather had driven a Porsche into a lake
.....first of all it's SNOWING ON THE COAST, 4 MILES FROM THE PACIFIC OCEAN.....about 3 inches covering weak branches which fall on electrical lines...and the electricity was out and then came on about 15 minutes to midnight and then went out for two days....
.....so the house is dark and it's 4 o'clock AM....and I have to go number two and I have to use my WALKER to get to our toilet....and I ran out of time and that's when it got very, very bad....because I REALLY NEEDED SOME MORE TIME....AND I COULDN'T SEE...AND I CAN'T WALK FASTER BECAUSE I'M UNABLE TO SEE IN THE DARK AND I'M USING MY WALKER....
....another thing to think about is stepping in IT.....because it's dark
....but i make it and eventually wife shows up....with a flashlight....and she sees that it's VERY VERY BAD...MUCH WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED....
....two hours later I am cleaned up enough to go back to bed.....wifey is very germ conscious and has all this stuff to clean yourself with....you had to do this and then you had to do that, etc. etc. etc.....
....it's too bad I can't explain things more because the whole story is totally unbelievable...
....here's hoping that everybody is messed up real good....Pdude