2Dog! Good to see you out from behind the broom, gal.
Yes, the party was just as I thought it would be. B-O-R-I-N-G. And I probably should have toked one up before I left home. But I was trying to be the straight teacher's wife. Still, at the end, as we were leaving, I had to make a comment to the lady sitting across from us. She's one of the English teachers, and she was pretty prim and proper except for her plunging neckline that showed what a gorgeous rack she was touting. So of course, I could not help myself---channeling Flip Wilson "The Debil Made Me Do It"--I said to her, as I was leaving, "Great rack you have!"
I thought my husband was going to choke on his seven and seven. Oh well, take a stoner to a party and that's what you're likely to get. Maybe he won't force me to go next year, ya think? <G>